Gambol's Missing Digit

Of course I would, your my ray of sunshine.

 

Scarcastic **** that you are

 

I see, by chance did they ever give you a detailed account of their sexual exploits?

Just out of curiosity like

 

No. They were both ugly too, so I wouldn't have wanted to know.

If they had been blonde, big breasted beauties, I'd have asked for videos of their exploits.

I do have standards.

 

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I had a few teeth knocked out, got slashed up my back with a stanley blade, broken ribs and once got someting in my eye The eye thing was the worst

 

Making yourself out to be a bit of a stunner there, Jip.

I broke my nose twice and it looked better after the second one <sexy>

 

ya clumsy oaf.

 

spunk?

 

Never broken a bone in my body, lost half a tooth in an accident larking about with mates when I was 12 and for a big **** can run surprisingly fast, and as such have avoided the worst scenarios I could have ended up in.

<smugcunt>

 

Correct

 

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na a splinter of wood, was rather painful but I just said Ouch.

 

My nose got broke off my 2 year old nephew. Heid butting wee bastard.

 

I got a splinter in my arse once upon a time. Had to go to hospital to have it cut out. True story.

 

Yea those old fashioned dildos were a bastard

 

What is it you call that thing you can get if you watch someone welding? A flash? Canny mind. Had that once. Feels like someone has thrown hot grit into your eye and lasts for about 24 hours.

 

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