Gambol's Missing Digit

Otherwise you'd be way out in the lead

 

Done the stairs thing anaw. Cartoon style legs trying to keep up with your body as you go headlong toward the reinforced glass panel at the bottom.

 

...also been through a glass coffee table or two in my time. In my yoof. I'm well behaved now.

 

The worse thing I've done was put my hand through a glass door, trying to stop it closing.

<weeangel>

 

Hard as nails, us safaners.

"special" strength?

 

Nah, flimsy glass

 

Cheap.

 

Prick.

 

touche

 

I went through a phase in my teens of punching windows when I was pissed, up until my wrist got gashed and ended up in hospital for eleven stitches. Good times.

 

is that through squatting over it taking a **** while your bird lays underneath watching?

 

It was an accident, on the morning of my Granda's funeral. I turned up with my wrist all bandaged. Some of the family thought I took it really hard

 

A girl I knew used to like folk doing that to her. She was a dyke.

 

Oh, how well did you know her?

 

Should of done a speed.

 

.

 

*Flicks through scottish phrase book and vague memory of the Broons/ Oor Wullie*

Sandwich?

Either that or you ****ed someone before you went to hospital which is even more comendable

 

I worked with her briefly. she actually corrupted another girl I worked with and turned her gay

You'd miss me too much if I did that x

 

Aye, it's yer sandwiches.

 

Rerr