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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Coffee55, Jan 5, 2012.

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  1. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    They'll have to catch me first. I'm just too good for that, though.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 5, 2012
  2. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Surely there can't be too many 9 fingered rapey ****s knocking about?
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 5, 2012
  3. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  4. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yet again I am underestimated. I wear gloves (don't want none of them nasty finger prints left behind) with a fake finger in them.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 5, 2012
  5. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    <laugh>.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  6. jolls

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    i wont use them fkin things cost people jobs imo, **** jobs but still jobs.if there wasnt **** jobs people like nufc4life would have no purpose in life
     
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    jolls, Jan 5, 2012

  7. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator Staff Member

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    I think they're great. Saves me having to make small talk or establish eye contact with one of the checkout people.
     
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    Jip Jaap Stam, Jan 5, 2012
  8. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    I don't think I've ever made it all the way through without having to get an assistant to clear an error on the screen.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 5, 2012
  9. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    I hate getting my hair cut for those very same reasons <laugh>

    Just shut the **** up and cut ma ****in hair, bitch.
     
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    Gambol, Jan 5, 2012
  10. Gambol

    Gambol George Clooney's wee brother

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    Yep. That and you have to hang around for an assistant when you're buying booze. <grr>
     
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    Gambol, Jan 5, 2012
  11. Tina_old

    Tina_old Princess

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    You should go to a barbers. They're not known for their smalltalk.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  12. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    Something for the weekend, sir?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 5, 2012
  13. Tina_old

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    I'm not a bloke <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  14. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    How do you know about barbers' conversational skills then?
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 5, 2012
  15. Tina_old

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    I used to be one <grr>
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  16. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    The worst bit is when they show you the back, I don't give a **** ya dick!!
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 5, 2012
  17. Otto Flayshow

    Otto Flayshow Well-Known Member

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    In that case, how do you explain your unkempt ladygarden? In the photos ER sent everyone, you make Susan Boyle look positively Brazilian.
     
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    Otto Flayshow, Jan 5, 2012
  18. Tina_old

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    Oh my.
     
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    Tina_old, Jan 5, 2012
  19. Bib Fortuna's Maw

    Bib Fortuna's Maw Well-Known Member

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    I get my haircut in a noncey salon.

    I went once for the haircut.

    I return over and over again for Nicky who rests her bazookas on my head while she's snipping.

    I even mentioned it last time and she giggled and gave them a jiggle. <stawner>
     
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    Bib Fortuna's Maw, Jan 5, 2012
  20. Fabulous Fabio

    Fabulous Fabio Well-Known Member

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    Where is this noncey salon??????
     
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    Fabulous Fabio, Jan 5, 2012
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