Kinky Sex

nah cos he made a deal with his burd. 3 some with 2 of her pals then 3 some with him and 1 of his pals. she chose me cos am a pyoor stud

 

Plenty of dark horses into a bit of bondage, never done it myself

 

No, the idea of my sweaty ballbag slaping against another fellas sweaty ballbag is not that appealing tbh

 

Cracker

 

She likes getting her arse and pussy whipped with my belt

Another antic stumbled upon through the demon drink, I hasten to add.

 

Tied up once, never again. Scary as ****.

 

Exactly.

I've never had a 3some (which why I prefer to think you bastards are lying) although I almost did once. But when I do it will be with two burds.

 

Alright, it wisnae technically a 3sum but it's the closest I've been.

Oor drummer pumped the younger one before she was legal

 

**** sake, you get upto all sorts ya dirty ****

 

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Age is but a number.

 

I've had a 3sum with a girl and a guy, while on digs in....... NEWCASTLE, she was honkin , she was riddled with chlymidia too, for some reason though, I never got it, but she got pumped off half the site, and infected everyone else

 

I'd be that unlucky **** that once you're tied up they do the off with your wallet and everything

 

what men dressed as birds ,or thaibairds with cocks you ***g

 

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**** me you have one durty bird there edge, a keeper

 

Someone's voted for scatting, I see.

<where'sdougie>

 

You've never tried a bit of the playful stuff with the burd/missus? My mother-in-law got us handcuffs and body chocolate for an anniversary present once, and burd I seen a few times liked to have her hands tied. Bit of a laugh but other than that never seen the point of it.

 

She's a Tim too.

I've always said that Catholics are better rides, any Tim lassie that I've pumped has loved the boaby.

 

This is true. I guess it's all that religious suppresion of sexuality when they're growing up. They rebel against it and go wild.