Transfer Rumours Hesakmi

I've just been on twitter there and noticed someone saying Cashley will try and increase the prestige of the signing by having the lad appear in a classic 90's gameshow remake...Typical Ashley, try and blag our heads by using a cheap remake to imply class...

Anyway, I thought I'd do a bit of snooping and ask around, so far Matthew Kelly, Dale Winton, Pat Sharp, Jim Davidson and Cilla Black have all declined to comment, but I'll keep you updated on any progress...

 

FFS.

My Twitter account then, same name as here with an extra y and a years worth of NUFC related posts. Don't know why am having to prove that I'm not a mackem.

Only reason I'm sticking with the argument is because I'm stunned some on here are being duped by others' hoax. Also I don't understand what people get out of making stuff like this up, it's ****ing pointless.

 

Who's the scammer now?!

Fake bloody link. Typical.

 

You should have seen this forum when we thought we were going to sign Gervinho... Get over it Sewelly.

We get extremely enthused by rumours such as these , penises were on the verge of getting chopped off etc.

 

If you were a Toon fans then you would not ask this.

 

Relax buddy, you don't have any proof. So what if you don't believe it? Just relax and wait and see what happens. There's no harm in us talking about it is there? You've derailed this thread enough anyway.

Does anybody think he might replace Williamson immediately? Or will he take his time in fringe places like Abeid?

 

it's a ****ing rumour man get over yourself like we have said we are a forum discussing a rumour christ you are a bellend mate

and if you don't like how or what we discuss on here then i'd suggest you **** off to your 20k post site

 

Cool it mate, we're just discussing some rumours. We don't believe that you're not a mackem, you don't believe that we didn't make this up. Just going off some twitter rumours and the general news round the city at the minute. Time will tell, won't it?

 

I don't get why you are so adamant this is a hoax. Unless you have started it? But I think there is more evidence of Hesakmi than there was of Abeid. And a few of us have done research. Me and AH have both phoned the hotel signings stay at and they denied 2 random names yet refused to comment about a Mr. Hesakmi.

 

****, turns out Dale Winton is a dead end...He's only tweeted twice - last time was back in 2009, looks like Hesakmi won't be sweeping Dale's supermarket this year!

 

Ouch. My eyes hurt reading that.

 

Yes, heard about this Kid for a while now...Looks promising.

 

UPDATE: Piers Morgan is also keeping his cards close to his chest about a possible Hesakmi Life Stories appearance (though after death of Tash Hesakmi and 2nd major move across Europe - he's almost nailed on for next season)

 

Brilliant. Hopefully Hesakmi gets a twitter account going for the fans, be good to have a current NUFC player arguing with Piers and Barton!

 

http://www.nufcblog.com/2012/01/03/newcastle-linked-with-top-welsh-international-defender/

17th comment.

 

Undeniable proof right there. Anyone know anywhere that does 24 hour shirt printing? Want to get mine done before they run out of Ks.

 

You can give it a rest now, it's the 4th and none of the press have picked up on it.

 

Looks like it's happening.

 

This thread has become legendary and I'm happy to have played a part in the early pages...I love when you can't tell who are posting facts, who are posting bullshit, who's responding sarcastically, who's gullible, and who is wumming.

 

I doubt this is the last you've heard of Hesakmi, my friend. Expect there to be rumours for a good week or so if he doesn't sign soon. Another Neil Taylor saga, anyone? Or another Elliot style signing, out of absolutely nowhere?

Who knows. Time will tell.