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Just sitting in my job, working out my months notice before I start with a new firm.

Before you say it...yes winding down!

I was just thinking to myself if I was lucky enough to be involved in the world of football what would I want to work as.

Manager springs to mind straight away but would I really want all the pressure that comes with it.

So Ive decided I'd choose a first team scout. Plenty of travel, loads of watching football and nobody knows who you are so you could carry on with life as normal.

What would you choose!

 

Manager

Youth coach because when one goes on to make it the pride they must get knowing they helped him grow.

Or Young Boys FCs groundsman

 

Manager would be my first choice, but I'd take anything apart from being the Chelsea work experience kid.

 

I'm with you mate. European scout seems to be a brilliant job. A lot of paperwork would inevitably come with it, but that's what flight's are for!

 

just messin wit' ya.

a scout sounds good, but a lot of pressure to put up with if your recommendation goes tits up. a first team coach. no expectation like the manager or even assistant manager has, get to work with the players every day and sod off home at 2 pm.

 

I wonder how much a scout gets paid. I like the sound of a 2pm finish though.

 

Being a language student, I think interpreter for all the Ben Arfas and Tiotes in the side, would love to be around training and matches without any real pressure.

Other than that a scout would be lovely, paid to watch football and travel.

 

PR Director

Wendy seems to do sweet FA and that sounds like a dream job for me.

 

Tiote doesnt need a translater he punches you till you understand

 

Mike Ashleys Job i swear id be good

 

very true! I'll do it for Jose so he doesn't tell everyone he wants to move in the summer.

 

Press conference at SJP:

Enrique: Jajajajaja
Shola's Scissor Kick: Jose laughs at your stupidity

 

Fixed.

OFF TOPIC: have I just imagined this or did Claudio Ranieri's translator get sacked after it was discovered he didn't speak Italian very well and was just making up answers?

 

Ranieris trans. He is very happy at this club

What CR really said. That lady in front row has very nice boobies NO

 

European scout for me as well

 

got to be a manager for me

 

Magic Sponge in women's football and you get to travel!

 

Youth coach for me, take all the credit for the Messi's, Fabreags' etc!

 

Groundsman .. fancy being able to walk on the pitch looking studious .. oh and get to ride the fancy mowers whilst making stupid patterns in the grass ..

 

I'll just take any job, unemployment is ****.