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Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Ciaran, Jan 2, 2012.

  1. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Anyone ever had it done? I am told it can be painful for a wee while?

    Serious question, considering getting it done.
     
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  2. ManDingo 20"/20"

    ManDingo 20"/20" MDMA Guru

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    Surgeons gonna get ye surgeons gonnae snip yee
     
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  3. jolls

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    i've been thinking about getting it done for a few years, i just can't bring myself to do it though.people tell me its not a major op but when it comes to my knackers im a flapper.my wife gets the rod in her arm lasts 3 years and doesnt hurt a bit.let us know if you go through with it though pal,always good for a bit of ammo when the banters flyin
     
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  4. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    I had it a couple of years ago. I had the local anaesthetic but I don't think they used enough because I felt a lot. The injection was excruciating and I could feel the tubes being pulled and clamped Pretty horrible really, I would definitely recommend general anaesthetic. It was sore for a few days later, then the wound got infected, which was a ball-ache, if you'll excuse the pun. You've got to make sure you take it easy for a fortnight afterwards, which I didn't do <ok>
     
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  5. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Yeah thanks for that Jip...

    I have been considering it for a few years myself. I actually went to the doctor when I was 25 and asked about it and he chased me out of the room, said I was too young. I have two kids and I know for a fact I want no more. Thing is, I'm not with the ex anymore so when you have an oul ide with a dirtbird when your drunk and don't cover up I do be ****ting myself. It stays in the back of your head. The thought of some tramp landing at your door with a bump <yikes>
     
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  6. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    Your wife's a keeper <ok>
     
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  7. gas

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    Thought the Vatican frowned on contraception.
     
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  8. jolls

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    LMAO up the bum no babies
     
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  9. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Has anyone actually listened to the Peado Palace in 50 years?
     
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  10. jolls

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    :emoticon-0136-giggl nearest thing i could find to a laughing smiley
     
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    The near epidemic of AIDS cases in Africa are often atributed to the insistance of the Catholic church that contraception is a sin. This can be backed up in geographical terms as the majority of AIDS cases are in the cenrtal and Western parts of Africa where Catholicism is the primary religion. The predominantly Anglican and Islamic states have a lower rate of AIDS infection. :)
     
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  12. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    What if you get another bird though who wants kids?
     
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    It would be strange if you still were with the ex...
     
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  14. gas

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    Sssshhhhhh don't put him off, let him have his bollocks chopped, it will make for a good thread on here <whistle>
     
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  15. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I clocked that after I read it again and hoped it would slide <laugh>
     
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  16. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    Population control <whistle>
     
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  17. Ciaran

    Ciaran Going for 55

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    I don't want any more Jip. Certainly not with another bird. It's bad enough dealing with one who has a hold on you.
     
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  18. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

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    Its reversible is it not
     
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  19. Jip Jaap Stam

    Jip Jaap Stam General Chat Moderator
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    Reversals don't always work though.
     
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  20. nufc4life

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    you need to take a note of jeremy kyle pal ,put something on the end of it .............................. easy solved
     
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