5 My last test (which i failed) I only got 3! I think I did better this time as the test route was pretty much around the housing estate where I live. I had the head examiner this time which makes it even more of an acheivement
Don't lie Shanks ;-) looking at the photoshop thread you've done **** all work today I'll buy you a drink though mate what you having? Double Vodka? Whiskey?
Haha, had a pile to do but did **** all, the company's still running so I'm not getting laid off just yet. Glass of Jameson wouldn't go amiss.
no one in tonight? ok i'll have a pint and a voddy chaser. whats on the juke box? 20th century boy by t-rex. great riff! turn it up landlord!
I was in mate, I got pissed though and had to leave... Work ain't great with a hangover and all my farts keep getting stuck in my long johns and lingering.... Sad times...
For you whiskeyites I heartily recommend the little-known but connoisseur-approved Glenrothes. http://www.theglenrothes.com/uk/ I'm not a whiskey lover but I could drink it all night.
I went to look around that distillery once when I went on a canoeing trip down the river spey. I didn't get to drink any (canoeing whilst tipsy is NOT a good idea) but drank some when I got back and was very nice.
A mate of mine worked at the Whiskey Heritage Centre by Edinburgh Castle so my ex and I did the tour. At the end they give you some samples and cos my mate was there the sample guy brought the good stuff out they don't give to the tourists. The Glenrothes was one of them. We went down to the Royal Mile's whiskey shop to get ex's dad a bottle of the Glenrothes. When I asked if they had it the guy gave me a knowing nod and said, "Ahh, Sir knows his whiskies." I didn't correct him.
Happy birthday, Kenny! Aged well, Fergie should take note (it's way too late). We're all having a few drinks to celebrate.
You are now a fully fledged Whiskey connoisseur - If anyone ever asks for you advice just say "You should get some Glenrothes." They'll automatically think you're an expert on the subject. Personally I don't drink Whiskey all that much, I prefer clear spirits, cider and lager. But whenever I do drink Whiskey I always have it in coffee, to me tastes better than on it's own (especially when it's some cheap nasty Whiskey)
JOKE TIME: I met two girls down the pub last night who had strong Cardiff accents. I said, "I know that accent. You two ladies are from Scotland, aren't you?" "Wales, you ****ing idiot," one of them replied. "Sorry," I said, "You two whales are from Scotland, aren't you?"
My girlfriend said to me, "Play one more game of FIFA and I'm moving out." I told her, "Give me eight minutes and I'll help you pack your bags."
