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Let's help Tash get a new start in 2012

Discussion in 'Newcastle United' started by holystone, Jan 1, 2012.

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What does Tash need to do in 2012

  1. Get a decent camcorder stand

  2. Get laid

  3. Stop going to match with his mam

  4. Befriend a muslim

  5. Read posts before submitting

  6. Move out of Ashington

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  1. holystone

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    EDIT : This post was before you posted the poll.
     
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  3. cabluigi

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    Mean.
     
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    Edit: While I won't be voting for any of those options. He bloody needs a job, just so we can get a little peace :).
     
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  5. holystone

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    I love the guy. He's what helps make the Newcastle board what it is...........poll was put up for fun
     
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  6. cabluigi

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    I know the poll was tongue in cheek mate, it's still a bit harsh though! Nowt wrong with being a virgin or going to the match with your mam!
     
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  7. P.T.N

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    Sorry Holystone. But, I think this is a bit of a harsh thread.

    Tash is pretty swell ;)
     
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  8. Amnesiac

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    Voted get a decent 'camcorder stand.' Even though it's called a tripod.
     
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  9. Geordie Gashead

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    The options made me laugh.

    I went with camcorder stand. Although if that means we'll get him doing weird commentary while recording his tele again, just in better quality, then I'm not sure.
     
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  10. I've got an interview next on Wednesday. Fingers crossed. It would be brilliant if I did get it. Local, part time, money and stopping the gaping hole in my unemployment history.
     
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  11. Up and Hatem

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    without tash our board would be boring just like the ja606 newcastle board <run>
     
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  12. Badgers Assemble

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    I wish my mum actually cared about football like tash's does, living with 2 girls means that football talk in the house is pretty much non existent.
     
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  13. Hugh Briss

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    I think the less said about your 'gaping hole' the better. <ok>
     
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  14. Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction

    Vilsmeier-Haack Reaction Well-Known Member

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    FFS tash, too much info lad
     
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  15. **** off back to the general chat board you ****ing twat.
     
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  16. P.T.N

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    Ah, just ignore him Tash <ok> Joker isnt that bad.

    Whats the job interview for anyways?
     
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  17. Just reception/admin work at a hotel mate <ok>
     
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  18. Mod Face

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    Neither of my parents are mad into football but it's actually my mam who's easier to convince. Even if it's England playing or something my dad will winge if it clashes with Corrie/Eastenders or if I'm going over to Croft Park he tries to make excuses. Mam though, it's not often but if I ask, she'll come along.

    Good luck with the interview Tash. <ok>
     
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    I once went to an interview for a job in a fancy hotel as a butler. I hadn't prepared at all and realised how stupid that was when I showed up in a smart-casual black shirt and black jeans and the other applicants (all middle aged men) turned up in full suits. In the room I was first asked why I was considering becoming a butler. I had no idea how to answer this question so I just let my mouth spout complete lies for about 5 minutes: apparently I have an uncle who was a personal butler to a family in the USA and always spoke of the noble profession, how I always wanted to follow in his footsteps and why this could be the start of a long and proud career <laugh>.

    The interview didn't last long.
     
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  20. Flying Dutchman

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    Getting a job <whistle>
     
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