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  1. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    Happy new year to all not606ers

    I am full as **** and I hope everyone welcomed the new year well.

    I myself was with mates at a couple of bars and we ended up at a house party as it were and a friend of mine dared me to strip naked and jump into a a bed beside a girl who was trying to sleep in a vacant bedroom.

    Needless to say the task was too daring to resist so I gladly accepted and controversy/hilarity ensued.

    She was alright with it I suppose (for a while) because I reckon I'm a bit of a handsome chap but the whole issue with my mates egging me on with the whole thing proved a bit too much for the girl it seems so the entire house ended up in a ruckus and I ended up back at home happy as larry so thought I'd share my happiness with you all, my internet friends.

    Toodleoo, MCB.

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    Obertan's Rancid Toe, Jan 1, 2012
  2. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter
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    But.... Was she half decent... And did you cop a feel?
     
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    Albert's Chip Shop, Jan 1, 2012
  3. Hung Drawn and Quartered

    Hung Drawn and Quartered Well-Known Member

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    Are you mad ???
    even if you where drunk, no excuses....
    telling everyone here you are admitting to, what could be classed as an indescent assault
    best to get back with some chocolates and apologise before she makes a complaint
     
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    Hung Drawn and Quartered, Jan 1, 2012
  4. Agent Bruce

    Agent Bruce Well-Known Member

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    Too late, the cyber police have already been informed and at this moment are on their way to see MCP about last nights going's on.
     
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  5. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> Oh my! Happy New Year everyone. Hope you are not all as messed up as I am. I hate drinking...
     
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  6. AH

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    Ooh, I can hear the sirens coming!





    (I now have Sirens, by Dizzee Rascal, stuck in my head)
     
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  7. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Did you give her some ''suprise'' sex?
     
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    Shola's Concrete Boots, Jan 1, 2012
  8. QWOP

    QWOP Well-Known Member

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    1 to the 2 to the 3 to the 4, Limehouse police are knocking at my door! I think thats the first couple of lines anyway
     
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  9. 5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE

    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE Well-Known Member

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    <laugh> <applause>
     
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    5 Goals 1 Hat Trick 11 Heroes-NUFC4LIFE, Jan 1, 2012
  10. I Bleed Black & White

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    I hope you hoyed something up her.. A finger, a fist etc - if not its just a wasted opportunity!
     
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    I Bleed Black & White, Jan 1, 2012

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