Its just a joke is all, substitute the countrys the men are from, call them english/ irish/ french/martians only a joke an thats all. no offence to Martians intended. A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the oasis, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand, selling ties. The Taliban asked, "Do you have water?" The Jewish man replied, "I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5." The Taliban shouted, "Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!" "OK," said the old Jewish man, "It does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom." Cursing, the Taliban staggered away over the hill Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead & said, "Your f****** brother won't let me in without a tie!" HAPPY NEW YEAR, NO MATTER WHO YOU ARE, WHERE YOU ARE FROM, WHATEVER COLOUR, THIS LASTS FOR TODAY ONLY, THEN ITS BACK TO RED AN WHITE, AND BLACK AS ****E,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,SORRY FOLKS OLD HABITS DIE HARD. IT WAS THE MARTIANS I WAS TALKING ABOUT,,,,,HONEST.
Well as someone with a wife who's father was originally from the Middle East and being a long time supporter of Amnesty and the Anti Nazi League... I thought it was very funny (I might have hedged my bets and made it a Mag wanting water and Makem selling ties mind)
NICE ONE WILLOW,,,,,,but on an earlier thread Tash was crying for help, was incensed, probably kipping his bevvy off right now though.
ADDENDUM TO THE LAST STATEMENT.............................DONT GIVE A BIG FAT ****, maybe just maybe, the folks of those countries will find freedom, the age of the despot, is about over, Mugabe cant live forever, they are all dying out,,,,,,,,,, look at Syria,,,,,,,,,,,,,the world turns. OH yeah.
Sadly the death of these tyrants means ****-all. The Arab Spring is already turning into a 'bitter infighting' summer. Although I still would like to see Thatcher get what's coming - and I don't mean a ****ing Meryl Streep film either.
