Hope I spelt that right! Just woken up from a drug and akcohol induced state. A festive type thing, I suppose. Apparently, I'm letting fireworks off at 12.00 this evening at my local. This could result in death - hopefully not mine! I can hear my neighbours arguing next door, which I suppose is something that happens at this time of year. They're really swearing now Anyway. Imagine my surprise, upon awakening, to see that.................................. ......................The Hammerhead was aroused. Oh and,.................................... Rovers beat united
Fireworks are illegal here in the Emerald Isle, so that being the case I just bumped into an old friend and he gave me some from his car boot. Problem is I've never set off a firework in my life and his instructions weren't very good. ''Put them in a tube or milk crate light them and run like ****, oh yeah make sure there facing upwards.'' Great help I shall be dead,maimed or some of the neighbours' houses/cars etc will be in flames
Of the 10 houses in our little cul de sac only one is a manc, very doubtful I'll strike his house but who knows beginners luck and all that