Our players new years resolutions

http://www.nufc.co.uk/page/News/Features/0,,10278~2556085,00.html

Seems like Gosling and Perch only want to play on their consoles!

 

I hope Sammy doesn't get his wish.

 

also.

 

Obertan's is a non starter.

 

same.

Colos and Kruls are the ones I would want

 

Like Colo's and Vuckic's

 

Colo's is mint. If I had a wife I'd offer her up..

 

Just the image made me laugh my tits off, ninja Perch

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Colo and Cabaye

 

Leon Best: "Goals."

 

LOL. I actually kind of like how a lot of them aren't coming out with the corny claptrap players always give in post-match interviews and such.

 

Colo's very amibitious! Also Nile Ranger's should be to not get arrested.

 

Paul Dummett: "I have two. The first is to stay fit for the whole of 2012 as I've had an injury-hit season. The other one is to get a nose job as Michael Harding, the physio, calls me Nosebag!"

 

Can someone post them on here because I can't use the link on my phone

 

Dan Gosling: "To find someone who's able to beat me at Mario Kart! Peter Lovenkrands, Steven Taylor, James Perch, Ryan Taylor, Tim Krul... they've all tried and failed, so my resolution is to find someone who can beat me next year."

Ryan Taylor: "To get up and do some night feeds. We had a little boy, Henry, this year but I don't do any night feeds - I leave them all to my missus so I'll try and change that!"

Sammy Ameobi: "It would just to be in the starting XI on a more regular basis."

Tim Krul: "Mine is to double the points we've got now."

Jonas Gutierrez: "It's more of a wish than a resolution, but it's health for me and the family. That is the most important thing, I think; simply to stay healthy."

Danny Simpson: "To cut out on desserts! I love a dessert; cake and custard, apple pie and cream - anything like that, I can't say no to. But I need to cut down!"

Steven Taylor: "It's an obvious one for me, but I only have one resolution: to get back fit. It just kills me that I can't play and be out on the training ground with the lads, so my aim is simply to be back out playing on the pitch again."

Rob Elliot: "Mine is to watch Friends from start to finish. I've got the box sets so I intend to watch every episode of every series, in order, during the New Year."

Yohan Cabaye: "To keep winning."

Haris Vuckic: "Mine would be to stay fit this season. Hopefully I can do that with a strong mentality. And for my club, I wish for a top ten finish and maybe the Europa League. That would make the fans happy so I hope we can achieve that."

Shane Ferguson: "I'd just like to stay clear of injuries, so that's my New Year's resolution."

Paul Dummett: "I have two. The first is to stay fit for the whole of 2012 as I've had an injury-hit season. The other one is to get a nose job as Michael Harding, the physio, calls me Nosebag!"

Gabriel Obertan: "On a personal level, to get my first goal for Newcastle."

James Perch: "It's going to have to be finally setting up my Xbox so I can play the boys online instead of having to go round Tayls' to play against him, because I think he's getting fed up of me!"

Nile Ranger: "My New Year's resolution is just to be fit and healthy, it's as simple as that."

Mike Williamson: "To get a tan."

Leon Best: "Goals."

Mehdi Abeid: "I'd like to score more goals, make more passes and become a regular with the first-team. Hopefully I can play some games so my resolution is to work hard in training every day to try to make that become a reality."

Andy Woodman: "My New Year's resolution is to shift three stone and get back into 34in jeans!"

Steve Stone: "Mine is to stay away from Woody."

John Carver: "And mine is to stop listening to baloney from those two!"

Fabricio Coloccini: "My resolution for 2012? To finish the season in the top six."

 

Shane Ferguson: "I'd just like to stay clear of injuries, so that's my New Year's resolution."



a bit farfetched