Player Ratings

Krul - 6 - Did nothing wrong, maybe be more commanding for second goal
Simpson - 3 - Poor defensively, and attackingly
Colo - 8 - Captain's performance MoM
Willo - 6 - Solid, dealt with Carroll relatively well
Raylor - 5 - Average, was beaten too easily by Downing
Obertan - 4 - Did **** all
Cabaye - 6 - Some poor passes, but overall solid
Tiote - 7 - Better than Cabaye, more assured than previous performances. Mistake for 3rd goal
Jonas - 5 - Did a bit more than **** all
Vuckic - 5 - Didn't get into game
Ba - 7 - No service, one chance taken very well and unlucky not to score

Santon - 6 - Better than Raylor
Ben Arfa - 5 - Little impact
Sammy - n/a

Individual errors cost us this game.

 

Cabaye Tiote Colloccini were all 8 the rest were ****.

 

I'd say I agree with you except for your Cabaye/Tiote ratings:

Cabaye - 7.5 - Was at the centre of basically every good midfield attacking play, the odd **** pass but basically him and Ba were our only players who looked like doing anything of use up front.
Tiote - 5 - Some decent holding play and the odd decent challenge but his passing was abysmal. I don't think he completed a single pass that wasn't to somebody about 5 yards away.

 

Thought Tiote had a good game. Williamson was excellent.

Highlight of the match was Carroll's Heskeyesque touch when put through on goal.

 

Cabaye and Tiote were good along with Colo, unfortunately our wide areas were appauling because they were nailed by two really good defenders if I'm honest.

 

This was hilarious.

 

Very generous regarding Simpson and The Thing.

 

Krul - 6
Simpson - 4
Williamson - 6
Coloccini - 8
R.Taylor - 6
Obertan - 6
Cabaye - 7
Tiote - 7
Jonas - 6
Vuckic - 6
Ba - 6

Santon - 6
Ben Arfa - 5
S.Ameobi - 5

 

Bound to be in a YouTube compilation by the end of the season. Alongside him and Terry constantly falling over each other.

 

Have you got that video of him getting the ball and just falling over, legs flailing in the air? I can't find it but it's ****ing marvellous!

 

Tiote and Cabaye were awful & the main reason we lost, once we got the ball to our midfield we couldn't keep it.

 

Krul - 6
Simpson - 3
Colo - 7
Willo - 7
Raylor - 4
Obertan - 2
Cabaye - 6.5
Tiote - 6.5
Jonas - 5
Vuckic - 4
Ba - 6 (Not his fault, had no service.)

Santon - 6
Ben Arfa - 4
Sammy - 4

 

Krul - 6 - Not much he could have done about any of the goals really, perhaps he could have closed Gerrard down quicker for the third.
Simpson - 2 - Back to his awful self again after a decent run of form. What the **** was he doing for the free kick goal, that cost us the game.
Colo - 7 - Probably our best player. Good use of the elbow on Bellamy.
Willo - 6 - Dealt with Carroll apart from the odd moment.
Raylor - 4 - Good cross for our goal. Had a nightmare defensively.
Obertan - 4 - Some nice touches but generally didn't do anything.
Cabaye - 5/6 - His passing wasn't as good as normal today.
Tiote - 6 - An average performance.
Jonas - 4 - Didn't really do anything.
Vuckic - 4 - Didn't get into game.
Ba - 6 - Couldn't get into the game. Unlucky not to score with his chance.

Santon - 5 - Better than Raylor at defending.
Ben Arfa - 3/4 - Did he even come on? He had about 1 touch.
Sammy - N/A

 

Is it this one?

[video=youtube;IUYSxZj67EE]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IUYSxZj67EE[/video]

Comical stuff from him and Terry.

 

Yeah, sorry that's the exact one I was thinking of. Amazing stuff.

 

Tiote was horrible! Disgraceful performance.

Lost count of how many times he lost possession with his stupid little dribbles and his misplaced passes , not the Tiote we've become used to seeing and it's not the first time I've said this. He was definitely at fault for their third killer goal , should have cleared it instead of passing it to Simpson and getting him into trouble.

Obertan was by far our worst player though. Unbelievably ****. In fact , he took **** to another level with that performance.

 

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This one?

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EDIT : **** , beaten to it.

 

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