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Obertan get in your spacecraft and go back to Uranus!

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  1. Toon_Tiger

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    if we didnt have obertan we would have won the league by now you know.

    we should have spent the money on Ronaldo and Messi instead, because that's the level of club we are you know.
     
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  2. Flying Dutchman

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    And don't forget to return the real Jonas you've abducted !!!
     
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    Flying Dutchman, Dec 30, 2011
  3. Obertan's Rancid Toe

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    Obertan is complete ****. Simple as.
     
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  4. The Situation

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    Just seen this spreading on Twitter, you know your bad when you are the butt of jokes on twitter!

    Obertan: "A lightbulb headed freak who ironically runs out of ideas fast." I suppose all you can do is laugh <laugh>
     
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    The Situation, Dec 30, 2011
  5. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Not his fault he has to cover LB aswell as LM might aswell play him as a LWB
     
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    Gutierrez's Right Boot, Dec 30, 2011
  6. Daveunited

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    One of SAF worst ever signings,sorry you have to suffer
     
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  7. The Situation

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    Taken from the Match day thread:

    NUFC Stats
    Obertan: 0 tackles | 0/4 ground duels | 0/1 aerials | 26-36 passes | 0 chances created | 0/1 dribbles | 0 crosses | 0 shots

    Now anyone sticking up for him **** off!
     
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  8. Hatem Is A Geordie

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    Hehehe Uranus
     
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    Hatem Is A Geordie, Dec 30, 2011
  9. goldie

    goldie Well-Known Member

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    You lot are a ****ing disgrace. I think he's done well in certain games and today the entire team collectivly lost the game.
     
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  10. Toon_Tiger

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    Any chance of posting up the whole teams stats?

    just would be unfair to point out one set of statistics from an 11 man team
     
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    Toon_Tiger, Dec 30, 2011
  11. Paco Montoya

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    Second half he didn't cover Santon as much as he covers Raylor. Still did sweet **** all
     
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    Paco Montoya, Dec 30, 2011
  12. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    SHOOT me. im agreein with mrtiote
     
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  13. goldie

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    Obertan will struggle against Man United also but I'm sure he'll do ok against the lesser teams.
     
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    goldie, Dec 30, 2011
  14. Paco Montoya

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    TBH, i think he might have a point to prove, same with Simmo
     
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    Paco Montoya, Dec 30, 2011
  15. Toon_Tiger

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    ive never been in denial about this, but alot of our support... not all, but some have a very fickle attitude... take our amazing start and pile on the expectation that comes with that and the fickle-o-meter hits the roof no matter who we lose to.. we could lose 1-0 to barca with a messi wonder goal and they would start collecting the pitch forks and start lighting the fire torches. we really have a minority of idiots around our fan-base at times.
     
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  16. Gutierrez's Right Boot

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    Really Simmo needs to be dropped to prove a point
     
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  17. TJR_NUFC

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    Well so far this season he's struggled against 'the lesser sides'as well. Apart from Bolton where he was up against a 30 odd year old left back who has been consistently ****e throughout his career. I'd have a good game on the right wing against Robinson.
     
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    I hope so! Not that either should play like. If Pard is true to his word that he picks his team on form, those two shouldn't even make the bench!
     
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  19. The Situation

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    Haha well maybe some of our fans are delusional in what universe is Obertan good enough for the PL ask anyone at all who watches the PL the first thing they will is absolute rubbish, every left back in the league will absolutley love seeing him on the team sheet...

    On what grounds do you call fans idiot for slating him? please enlighten me oh intelligent one? In no way have I slated the team, all iv said is Obertan is not good enough and never will be.
     
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  20. goldie

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    exactly tell these arseholes what they don't want to hear.
     
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