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  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Things you need to know


    In the 1400's a law was set forth in England that a man was allowed to beat his wife with a stick no thicker than his thumb.
    Hence we have 'the rule of thumb'

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    Many years ago in Scotland , a new game was invented.
    It was ruled 'Gentlemen Only...Ladies Forbidden'.. .
    and thus, the word GOLF entered into the English language.

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    The first couple to be shown in bed together on prime time TV was Fred and Wilma Flintstone

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    Coca-Cola was originally green.

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    It is impossible to lick your elbow.

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    The cost of raising a medium-size dog
    to the age of eleven:
    £ 10,120.00

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    The first novel ever
    written on a typewriter, Tom Sawyer.

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    Each king in a deck of playing cards represents
    a great king from history:

    Spades - King David

    Hearts - Charlemagne

    Clubs -Alexander, the Great

    Diamonds - Julius Caesar

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    111,111,111 x
    111,111,111 = 12,345,678,987, 654,321

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    If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
    If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
    If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
    of natural causes

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    Q.. If you were to spell out numbers, how far would you have to go until you would find the letter 'A'?

    A. One thousand

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    Q. What do bulletproof vests, fire escapes, windshield wipers and laser printers have in common?

    A. All were invented by women.

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    Q. What is the only food that doesn't spoil?

    A. Honey

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    In Shakespeare's time, mattresses were secured on bed frames by ropes.
    When you pulled on the ropes, the mattress tightened,
    making the bed firmer to sleep on.
    Hence the phrase...'Goodnight , sleep tight'

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    It was the accepted practice in Babylon 4,000 years ago that for a month after the wedding, the bride's father would supply his son-in-law with all the mead he could drink. Mead is a honey beer and because their calendar was lunar based, this period was called the honey month, which we know today as the honeymoon.

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    In English pubs, ale is ordered by pints and quarts....
    So in old England , when customers got unruly, the bartender would yell at them 'Mind your pints and quarts, and settle down. It's where we get the phrase: 'mind your P's and Q's'

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    Many years ago in England , pub frequenters had a whistle baked into the rim, or handle, of their ceramic cups. When they needed a refill, they used the whistle to get some service. 'Wet your whistle'
    is the phrase inspired by this practice.


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    At least 75% of people who read this will try to
    lick their elbow!


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    Don't delete this just because it looks weird. Believe it or not,
    you can read it.


    I cdnuolt blveiee taht I cluod aulaclty uesdnatnrd waht I was rdanieg. The phaonmneal pweor of the hmuan mnid Aoccdrnig to rscheearch at Cmabrigde Uinervtisy, it deosn't mttaer in waht oredr the ltteers in a wrod are, the olny iprmoatnt tihng is taht the
    first and last ltteer be in the rghit pclae. The rset can be a
    taotl mses and you can still raed it wouthit a porbelm. This
    is bcuseae the huamn mnid deos not raed ervey lteter by

    istlef, but the wrod as a wlohe. Amzanig huh?


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    YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2011 when...


    1. You accidentally enter your PIN on the microwave.


    2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.


    3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family
    of three.

    4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

    5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

    6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your mobile phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries...

    7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom
    of the screen

    8. Leaving the house without your mobile phone, which you didn't even have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it

    10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting
    your coffee

    11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

    12 You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

    13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

    14. You are too busy to notice there was no 9 on this list.

    15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't
    a 9 on this list


    ~~~~~~~~~~~AND FINALLY~~~~~ ~~~~~~~


    NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

    Go on, forward this to your friends.
    You know you want to!








    And stop trying to lick your elbow!
     
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  2. Vincemac

    Vincemac Well-Known Member

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    nice one bill all the best <bubbly>
     
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  3. connor wigham

    connor wigham Active Member

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    the golf one isnt true is it?!?!
     
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  4. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    nope, its a myth.

    Coca-Cola was never green either
     
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  5. HoratioCarter

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    First A is used in one hundred and one.
     
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  6. billpev

    billpev Active Member

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    2000 mags stopped licking windows to try to lick there elbows
     
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  7. Shameless

    Shameless Well hung member

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    2,000 mags will believe the myth that 11% of men can lick their own penis before the end of today.

    All will wake up with sore necks.
     
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  8. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    Great stuff Billo...<applause>
     
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  9. cabluigi

    cabluigi Active Member

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    That one freaked me out the most <yikes>
     
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  10. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Strange is it not, who works this **** out?
     
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  11. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    its a Palindromic Number

    11*11=121
    111*111=12321
    1111*1111=1234321

    etc etc until you get to that number 111111111*111111111
     
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  12. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    I understand, BUT who works all this **** out, actually how do they come to think about working this **** out?
     
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  13. blackcatsteve

    blackcatsteve Well-Known Member

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    my point was, its not really that hard, do the 1st 2, see the pattern, oh how many till we get 9 in middle and it goes back to 1 at the end.
     
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  14. Obertan's Rancid Toe

    Obertan's Rancid Toe Well-Known Member

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    "If a statue in the park of a person on a horse has both front legs in the air, the person died in battle.
    If the horse has one front leg in the air, the person died because of wounds received in battle.
    If the horse has all four legs on the ground, the person died
    of natural causes "

    If memory serves me this was covered on an episode of QI and it's all a myth. Could be wrong though.

    Ring any bells for anyone else??
     
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  15. The Outlaw

    The Outlaw Well-Known Member

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    Did you know the 3 most common languages in the world are Mandarin Chinese, Spanish and English
     
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  16. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    avon rings a bell
     
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