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Five Worthy Andy Carroll Replacements Newcastle United Should Consider Signing

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  1. Shola's Concrete Boots

    Shola's Concrete Boots Active Member

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    From the ever reliable Caught Offside.

    Nicklas Bendtner

    Connor Wickham

    Rickie Lambert

    Adriano- ( they say he has problems with booze and other substances) haha

    Roman Pavlyuchenko
     
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    Caught Offside always good for a laugh. Not much more though.
     
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  3. awoodnewc

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    I don't know about that list but after watching Shane Long play I think we could get him on the cheap and be a great signing, seems to always score for Reading and always be playing very consistent. Connor Wickham would be the only player I would take although if we are going to get a big target man I like the look of Stefan Kiesling from Leverkusen.
     
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  4. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Rickie Lambert FFS hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
     
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  5. StoneyNUFC

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    Good old Caught Offside hay, lol. always good for a chuckle
     
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    this <ok> rep coming your way
     
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    Nicklas Bendtner- Maybe, not his biggest fan but he's better than some make out.

    Connor Wickham- Yes please!

    Rickie Lambert- No, too old!

    Adriano- NO!

    Roman Pavlyuchenko- Yes please!
     
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  8. Shola

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    Would love to see Adriano come, has won the Bidone d'Oro in Serie A more than any other player, plus if he manages to recapture his unstoppable form of Pro Evo 6... :1980_boogie_down:
     
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  9. Toon_Tiger

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    Im going to say something that hurts... but id rather believe something written in The Sun, than believe any of these transfer rumour sites. their goal is to get site traffic and get their name out. they are not regulated so half the crap they post is either blatant or complete bollocks
     
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    Adriano

    Recently released by AS Roma, the Brazilian&#8217;s strike-rate speaks for itself. 27 international goals in 48 appearances is really very good, and backed by 58 goals in his first two and a half years at Inter Milan. The 29-year-old has problems with his lifestyle, including booze and allegedly other substances. But Adriano may see a move to England as a new start. He is a free signing but would command high wages. A big risk, but it could reap a handsome reward.
     
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    has anyone worked out why we're on a distinguished road? It's not very distinguishable if we're all on it and it appears to be the only one. lol :D distinguishable from what? lol

    Sorry for the off topic
     
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    Barton will sort him out.
     
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  13. Arfa's Left Foot

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    I'd take a risk on Adriano, 1 year contract.
     
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    It's not the same one, there's lots of different distinguished roads ;)
     
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    Jelle Vossen anyone...

    <ski>
     
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    Rickie Lambert seems the best of the bunch....






































    <laugh>
     
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  17. Shola

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    Hmmm...I was taking the piss but if he's free and we could get him on a shortish mostly performance based contract, although we'd have to get him into shape. Perhaps we could send him down to a Rocky 4-esque cabin in New Zealand (or somewhere else cold and quiet in June/July) with Joey, Alan and Kev to get him into shape during the pre-season break, should improve his English no end as well. :D
     
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    OT, I'll oblige...

    Jelle Vossen anyone?

    please log in to view this image
     
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    Surely Tiote can just make him into shape.
     
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  20. TheMightyToon

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    Adriano is fat, no thanks. The kind of prima-donna we would have signed a few years ago. Again, no thanks.
     
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