Pardew Confirms "No Striker in Jan"

Hahaha, that was such a mental day Everyone went nuts when it happened then calmed down and the board was empty by mid afternoon because we all went off to sulk Never ending cycle of "stop posting Nolan threads!" threads!

 

Yeah I agree with that, was just saying how Nolan shocked us a tad, to the extent of us most likely pissing off Mick

 

I wasn't even bothered because his legs were going. I knew we would be getting Cabaye so ot was never a problem.

 

Nolan stunned me, especially going to West Ham of all places was I on here at that point? I know I was registered, but I think that was before I remembered I had an account here...

 

MLS is a decent league. Luke Rodgers, Charlie Davies or Dwayne DeRosario are all pretty dependable attacking players (De Rosario is more of an AM but still gets goals) and would probably be available to loan during the MLS off season (by the end of which Ba will probably be back)

 

I think Barton's twitter got a battering too, a lot of fans asking him if the reports were true! He was at the Grand National at the time wasn't he? Appeared on sky sports in his top hat and tails
Honestly can't remember! Yeah you've been registered since January, so it's just whenever you remembered to post haha. Never seen anything so crazy on here. Glad I wasn't mod at the time, Leazes had to sort out all the millions of threads!

 

I hope we've at least looked into the MLS, it's a great short term solution and potentially is the perfect answer for us.

 

I'm hoping that with Arsenal and Everton looking there as well as West Brom and a couple of other clubs giving trials to players, it'll have at least alerted us to the league! I'd love us to have an American player, they always seem to be hard working and solid enough.

 

Honestly, I think we don't need striking cover this window.
Demba and Benny are great, Best is good, and Shola will do a job if need be - hell, we even have Sammy and Vuckic before we even consider Lovenkrands, to say nothing of playing Obertan "in the hole"...
We need to improve on what we have, which means another top-quality striker, which means waiting until the summer.

What we need in this window is cover, particularly defensive cover, so we'll hopefully sign a CB. Another two-sided fullback wouldn't go amiss and neither would a winger, but I wouldn't want to be greedy.

 

Plus the possible partnership we may have gained on the tour

 

Oh yeah! Hopefully we could do a swap loan or something with Columbus Crew. They can loan us Renteria now and we can give them Smith?

 

Provided they never talk about yogurt, tomatoes or jam I'd be fine with them.

 

What?

 

I just hate the idea of people saying those words incorrectly.

 

I get yoghurt and tomatoes but how does jam sound annoying in an American accent?

 

they call it jello

The jello pussy eating mother ****ers

 

Don't they usually call it jelly? As in peanut butter and jelly sandwiches ...

 

Ooooooooooooooh i get it now! Chips is the worst thing. What do they call chunky chips? Cos they're not fries and if they use chips as the word for crisps then what are chunky chips called in America?

 

The mind boggles...

 

Yet they argue they are right when infact they stole our language and they dog garn changed it all up in ner.