You are quite possibly the only one to pick up on any homo` undertones WW from the OP, but that`s ok we have a few turd burglars on here .......
If you want me to shove my Audi up your filthy dirty E London parking spot then just say it, i have no time for your cat and mouse bullshit..
Well I tried. OK you two carry on ( but you might want to consider the pm facility - then you can really let rip.)
Try a dirty protest. Smear the handles and windscreen with **** and watch the f*cker try to clean it off with a tissue.