First Crush

Obviously she knew. She just wanted to see if she could embarass me.

 

Shagging tina will do that, with half the effort.

 

or join in

 

**** sake

 

What are you trying to say, like?

 

I thought it was only catholic mothers who made their boys grow up with a feeling of self-hate after a chug, between this and your large family it seems you support the wrong team Gambol ... there is always time

 

That not only would it be embarrassing shagging you, your a ****e ride so having a conversation requires more effort.

No offence like.

 

Right you ****, you took that far too ****in far.

(I'll wait till after the match tonight to make my mind up)

 

No offence taken, chipolata cock

 

I'm sure Gambol would be able to think of something that Tina could with her mouth rather than to talk to him !

 

Yes. She can rim my sheriff's badge.

 

Clean the windows?

 

You'd be putty in my hands if I did that.

 

That's what usually happens when you get your hands on a stiffy.

 

You want to clean my windows with your mouth? Go for it. I'll be doon the boozer watching the fitba.

 

I'm pretty certain I'd be able to break rocks with my cock if you did that.

 

Cool.