What is the worst thing that you have ever done to someone? I once put some broken Lightbulb shards in the salad bar in morrisons and watched people serve them selves portion, morrisons got into loads of trouble for that. So what's the Worst thing that you have ever done?
Was mental for a bird but she left the country so I moved on and ended up with a proper bunny boiler. Booked a romantic holiday to try and smooth things out with her after a long period of tantrums (hers), in the meantime the love of my life came back to Blighty so I invited her along to the holiday instead. Needless to say the boiler wasn't much impressed. Nothing happened on the trip with the hottie so I called the boiler upon my return and shock horror she didn't want anything more to do with me. Got a letter in the post a couple of weeks later from the boiler calling me every name from A to Z. Laughed my tits off at the time but with age comes a more mellow point of view and I appreciate I acted like a cnut. I've never tried to injure anyone for a laugh though, that is the act of a ******. I'm not a ******, just a cnut.
Me and the wife made up a story about a fake kidnapping of our daughter while on holiday in Portugal. Man, did that come back to haunt us!
Also once after a heavy nights drinking, sometime during the night i realised i was going to throw up, then realised it was on it's way & could not reach the bathroom, so just turned over & spewed all down her back.