Faith with Gambol

She's a wee burd that works in the local off-licence.

Now, how do I get her, ruin her, and abandon her?

 

Age of her first and foremost?

Just rape her if all corridors of communication fail.

 

She appears to be in her early 30's. Dark of hair, fair of complexion, big tits. She looks uncomfortable whenever I'm in buying wine. I don't know how she looks when I'm not in buying wine.

 

Maybe she's incontinent, had too much dick in her rear might I say.

 

So it's not me that's making her look uncomfortable? That's good. Sometimes I don't know if I'm leering or not.

 

If she has her tits out on show then it's her problem in my opinion. Nothing annoys more than women with there cleavege showing then get pissy when you can't keep your eyes off them.

 

Stone her to death then **** her corpse?

 

Anyhoo, back on topic.

I agree. If they don't want their tits looked at why have them on display? She even has a rather nice black lacy bra. I know that cos I can see most of it if I ask her to get a bottle of wine from the bottom shelf and I stand on a handy stool nearby.

 

Dwarf

 

When she is bent down to re stock the bottom shelf, give her a good running penetration.

 

Obviously your stalking/perving skills need updated. Get her down low and find yourself higher ground for a better view of the cleavage and bra.

Also, always be ready to help the young lady to her feet when she's fetched the bottle of wine you don't even want from the bottom shelf. It's a stonewall side-boob grope opportunity.

 

So, fellas, help me out here.

Tactics for humping and dumping the bitch. (She's no wearing a wedding ring so that should simplify things somewhat).

 

All you have to do is take her prisoner

http://www.cmje.org/religious-texts/hadith/bukhari/046-sbt.php#003.046.718

 

All I was looking for was a quick shag in the storeroom, to be honest.

 

In that case buy her a bottle of vodka. All women like vodka

 

I see. Hit her over the heid with it.

 

As long as some of it gets in her mouth

 

are we still talking about the vodka ?

 

I am but you may be interested in other fluids