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Something to do with football,,,,,,maybe

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Mar 1, 2011.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Well lads and lasses, and wums. The first point of my article is alcohol related.
    GOOD TIP... good tip.....LYDLs,,,,La MANCHA ROSE WINE,,,,1 LITRE is PENNIES, 11 per cent, and very good gear. if you can get it in UK.

    over here in Holland for vertually nowt, have told my missuses both of them BUY BUY BUY.

    everybody[ well normall people realy ] have a few beers with mates or mate`esses before the game, some at half time and just a couple to get you home, then after all that you can get out on the lash for a drink. But no matter how pissed you get[ every team in the world ] you still shout "HANDBALL",,,,,," MAN ON",,,,,OFFSIDE"..........the problem as I see it, is should the referees and linesmen also have taken a drink,.

    So to check this theory out, and being housebound with flu, and waiting for the CHELSKI V MAN U match on sports one, sorry SNQ decided to put this to the test, using only remnants of alcohol, admitidly some I an not keen on, but not fit to drive to the shops [ flu if you understand ] So after nightshift, three Hobgoblins,ran out, one Bitburger,ran out, two large Lambs and coke with ice, ran out, a bottle of the aformentioned wine, ran out, three halves with ice of baileys, nearly ran out. BUT I will still shout handball, offside, man on at the telly, And I wear glasses from seven hundred miles away, how come a sober ref, and two blindsmmen, cant see what I can see PISSED, OR THE CROWD HALF PISSED?

    nightshift in five hours , whats the odds Chealsea V Man U V,,,,or me going to work, or all three. hope this is a good game, but it IMO wont be a cup final, My alcohol level wishes it
    , but recon it will be dire. the good thing is It dont matter to us. CHEERS.
     
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  2. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Enter the knob.
     
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  3. MrRAWhite

    MrRAWhite Well-Known Member

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    You do get some cracking deals on wines from that shop, but alas, rose is the only wine that I don't drink. But you never know, there is always a first time!
     
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  4. Makemstine Roger

    Makemstine Roger Well-Known Member

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    BOGOBBLERDOWNUNDER
    shut your arse and give your mouth a chance, cretin,
    never anything constructive, just ****, typical from, a black and ****e asshole, education of a sewer turd, intelligence of a pigeon, as welcome as a fart in a spacesuit, what a dopey skunk,

    AND DONT FOR A MOMENT THINK IM BITING, JUST WANT TO LET MY COMRADES KNOW WHAT A DICK YOU ARE IF THEY HAVENT COME ACREOSS YOU YET.
     
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  5. Steven Royston O'Neill

    Steven Royston O'Neill Well-Known Member

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    Maybe at our first not606/SAFCaroundtheworld/Annual party
     
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  6. Debbie of Texas

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    The ref might have seen the handball, or offsides, but probably didn't want to acknowledge it!! Wished your wine prices were the same here. Hope you feel human again soon!!
     
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    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    What happened to blowjobdownunder ?
     
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  8. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Nice one Debbie, knew you would become a SUNDERLAND SUPPORTER,,,,,,,,,,talk later.
     
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  9. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    By the way ROG nice one, my cous Debbie just might be impressed. watch your inbox. ok mate.
     
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