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Elephants on Acid

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  1. sounds good <ok>
     
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  2. Castleger

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    Nev, the drying out has really ****ed up your mind!!!!

    Yes, a donkey is ****able, but why would you want to do that <yikes>
     
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    i saw a vid where the bird was tied to the underside of a horse which is happily ****ing away when someone slaps it hard on the ass causing it to run about a bit. the burd was half kicked to death when they unstrapped her and when she stood a stream of horse cum poured out of her <laugh> she was being held up by two blokes who then helped her out of camera shot, where i'm pretty sure she died.

    oh how we laughed.
     
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    Donkey Cock???

    Was that not an arcade game back in the 80's??
     
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    <laugh> No, there were no pictures allowed inside as I was forcefully told by a massive guy on the door. It was implied that pictures meant a kicking out back, also that the women were available as hoors after the show.....Aye, because I'm paying for sloppy seconds after a donkey has had his fill before me <doh>
     
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    would you have ****ed her after she dried out a bit?
     
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    Fail
     
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    After a meal and a few drinks, you'll find that chimps are surprisingly agreeable<ok>
     
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    <laugh> See previous post.

    There were guys using the place as a brothel. None of them were Mex though, it was all white and black guys. **** shagging hoors in a dump like that, likely to get robbed or something equally ****.
     
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    Only in the Ass <whistle>
     
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    i'm just saying he thought she was fit before pedro destroyed her <ok>
     
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    Aye, she was a looker, but she was clearly owned by some sort of drug/porn cartel. Usually decent-looking birds don't become donkey-****ing hoors unless they are pimped out by mentalists...
     
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    think how chuffed you'd be if you managed to make her cum <laugh>

    it'd probably get you some sort of certificate <ok>
     
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    Heard of a girl from coventry who shoved a petrol pump up her ****. Asked for pics as I was not believing the story.
     
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  15. Castleger

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    Did the donkey sound like Eddie Murphy?
     
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    thats a 4 Star post, Brum <ok>
     
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    <laugh> She'd probably ask you to bray while you're ****ing her.

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    or bring a mate <ok>

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