Life will hopefully lead you to understand why questions like this are futile. Meantime just enjoy the football and cut the self centred bullshit.
Spurf, instead of wasting your time on a football forum, wouldn't your time be better spent putting the worlds wrongs right again? Such as fighting this nasty American globalization, consumerism and capitalist society the world is slowly but surely becoming.
I was really looking forward to your matchday thread as per usual CS, WTF is wrong with these Tottenham fans ? Can't they take a joke? Every other clubs' fans have seen these threads for what they are, a bit of fun and a real good piss-take at the Yanks for their take on sport in general. Happy ****ing new year eh?
Thai, what annoys me is I've made this thread in order to spread the American message, and gradually Americanise the world. I'm single handedly attempting to convert British sports coverage into a drab, mono-linguistic world of Americanisms and phrases which bare little or no relation to the traditional game... and everyone usually thinks its just a funny spoof of Yank Sports Coverage. At least Spurf has got the true message behind the Match Center. God Bless America.
How does Hotspurz look like Hotspurts? Two of the letters are completely different. If you think they look the same then I am quite worried about the UK education system. CS's match thread never has the intention to offend and is a match thread a bit changed for a bit of FUN. If you don't like his match threads then don't go to the USA as you won't like it. I have been to enough baseball games and shops over there that would suggest that CS's match day thread is accurate. But, again, is just for fun. Just be pleased you don't have to stand through a national anthem that everybody takes too seriously!
Fortunately a couple of Spurz fans got the jokes! For the rest, why don't you start a sense of humour failure thread on your own board? Great thread CS
Ok, shall we talk about the match then ? It's a big ask, but if, IF we can get a result tonight we'll be ten points clear of the drop zone, TEN ! What a incentive for the boys with the season still not at the half-way point. Come on you Yellas, OT please log in to view this image C ... CTI ... I please log in to view this image WT
It's amazing isn't it? Goal difference being as good as an extra point, the points gap is already larger than I think most of us would have dreamed it would be by Christmas. Got to say though, I'd gladly take a draw today.
What I choose to waste my time with is entirely a matter for me, look I'm even talking to you. Don't try to be smart it is not in keeping with this thread. On this forum you will find all sorts here for their own reasons, because a few of us find the attempts at humour displayed here misguided and said so, you should not conclude that all Spurs fans agree. I know from personal connections that Norfolk has a predilection for things American I am just balancing things up.
Fair play, I don't know if it's worth the risk of doing a match thread for the next game! I'll make sure not to make any jokes, don't want a ear-bashing!
