Christmas Disasters?

[luvgonzo]

Anything go badly wrong over Christmas?

Share your stories of alcohol induced family punch ups and frozen Turkey.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Share your stories of alcohol induced family punch ups and frozen Turkey.

Your the scouser your meant to tell us those stories no the other way around.

 

[luvgonzo]

Your the scouser your meant to tell us those stories no the other way around.

Good point, I'll get smashed and give the mother in law some abuse later. I'll let you know how it goes.

 

[nufc4life]

some clever little **** put a brick threw me windscreen ,shame hes in hospital now

 

[luvgonzo]

some clever little **** put a brick threw me windscreen ,shame hes in hospital now

Was he attached to the brick?

 

[luvgonzo]

My in laws playing Just Dance on the Wii could be considered a disaster!

 

[nufc4life]

Was he attached to the brick?

no but the brick hit his head a few times and his hands wont let him pick them up for a longtime

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Hector in ankle biting shocker.

 

[nufc4life]

Hector in ankle biting shocker.

alright md you have a good xmas me old mucker ?? nothing to worry about my end just a young punk with a attitude problem

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

alright md you have a good xmas me old mucker ?? nothing to worry about my end just a young punk with a attitude problem

Wasn't bad, family doing my nut in same old

 

[nufc4life]

Wasn't bad, family doing my nut in same old

same **** every year everyone pretending to be nice ,a big roast few beverages ,eastenders more beer more **** on tv ,game over ha ha

 

[alwaysright]

no but the brick hit his head a few times and his hands wont let him pick them up for a longtime

nufc4life - you don't fool us - we know it was you driving into a brick wall.

 

[nufc4life]

always right is wrong today , i cam drive better than you mug my subaru goes anyway i point it

 

[My 2 Saints.]

Only disaster this xmas was getting banned off the liverpool board.

 

[ManDingo 20"/20"]

Only disaster this xmas was getting banned off the liverpool board.

That will be luvgonvzo, its sense of humour is nil.

 

[Chief]

Anything go badly wrong over Christmas?

King Kenny's masterplan.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

some clever little **** put a brick threw me windscreen ,shame hes in hospital now

Why are you driving around on xmas day? Lonely ****.

 

[SaintsForTheWin]

True story this, I told my family to give me a noose if I got too drunk so I could commit a Gary Speed.

 

[Samurai]

I was having the perfect christmas until some ****ing taliban **** bombed my church.

 

[alwaysright]

always right (1) is wrong today(2) , i(3) cam(4) drive better than you mug(5) my(6) subaru(7) goes anyway i(8) point it(9)

1. My name is one word.
2. This is a double space.
3. Upper case I, not i.
4. Do you mean can ?
5. Full stop required at the end of each sentence.
6. Capital letter to start a new sentence.
7. Subaru is a proper noun.
8. See note No.3 above.
9. See note No.5 above.
Have you been taking lessons from JPA ?