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The Loggerheads - guests welcome

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  1. Matster

    Matster Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Gimme a pint of piss....no?.... ok, ill just take the piss when you lose on Saturday ;)
     
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    Sorry we don't sell hair product management items for your rear end in here, Butcombe for the lesser knowledgeable out there.
     
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    a festive cossack message to chris gashead,---bogoff
     
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  6. atcham jack

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    sadly betty swallocks hot pots will be off the menu for some time. sadly betty was found at the wrong end of 4 croft original sherry bottles and will be spending the festive season drying out. our very best wishes go to betty, and your executive committee has ordered sufficient pork pies to keep our members happy.

    it is expected betty swallocks will return to duies on or about 15.1.12.

    bargain christmas eve

    your executive committee are happy to announce that all pies will be half price and all draught ales and ciders will be on special offers of £1.40 per pint.

    in conclusion your executive committee is pleased to announce the club is now back in profit and extends festive greetings to members and guests everywhere and particularly wishes to thank all staff for their efforts in trying circumstances. special thanks and greetings go to betty swallocks!
     
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    Matster Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    Has Betty Stogs been busy making those lovely four bird festive pies again for this year??

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  8. atcham jack

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    i am sure they are very tasty but they look revolting.

    betty swallocks has told me she is a little improved and wants to share the menu of her hot pot with you.

    5 oz of diced rump steak
    5 potatoes sliced
    5 carrots sliced
    2 parsnips sliced
    1 onion sliced
    1 small swede sliced
    a cup of port wine

    4 oxo, knorr beef stock cube, salt, pepper water and 1 tablespoon of port. simmer for 5 hours or until cooked on low heat 130.

    come back soon betty.

    your executive committee confirm the loggerheads will be open on christmas morning from 11am -14.00. festive turkey twizzlers will be available to the brave
     
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  9. atcham jack

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    ee its luverly in the loggerheads, it is packed out, 3 office parties, loads of local trade and i have a corner seat as i sip my brandy and coke, mostly brandy. excellent news about betty swallocks, she is out of hospital and will be joining her husband on the trip to cheltenham on boxing day.

    the club has 8 bar staff on duty including 4 of your executive committee! a reminder last orders tonight/tomorrow 01.00
     
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    it is understood the argyle squad are on a triple baked beans menu today ready to throw the kitchen sink amongst other things at the gas tomorrow. we understand the gas boards are closed today to withstand any possible banter tomorrow. it is believed irene may be covered in an odious concoction.

    boro are said to be at prayer in readyness for their cup game.

    now why will this turkey not keep still as i attempt to stuff it!!!!
     
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    Oh dear, they did throw it.
     
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    Think you've forgotten something AJ :laugh: bit like Grandad from Only Fools and Horses, leaving the giblets in.


    *No comparison of age. These here views do not relect the feelings of ManFeelings ltd, Copyright 2011.
     
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    Happy New Year to one and all.
    <ale> <ale> <ale> <ale> <ale>
     
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  14. atcham jack

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    eh up matster, same to you and i will have a pint of bathams please. i had a lovely card fro liz. a hand painted print of a winter scene of the railway inn done by a lady in the village. still waiting for my mbe
     
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    The people that run the shop had a baby so someone came in to help run it and she gas an MA so did some Xmas Clive village scenes which were turned into cards. They all sold out within a few days!!
     
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    Happy new year! I'm still under the parental dictatorship <steam>
     
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    Enjoy it!! You sort of owe them for 14-16 years of having to stay in with you! ;)
    HNY to you manfeelings. I'm in with my lovely wife as we have a little one in bed of almost two years old.
     
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    i need a stiff drink after our lack of performance tonight<wah><wah><wah><wah><wah>
     
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  19. atcham jack

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    bacardi and coke. i give up who are you, bob marley and the walers. 666666666666666666666666666666666-000000000000000000000000. it has to get better
     
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  20. Rocky blue army

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    i am still here waiting for my breakfast now:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin:emoticon-0106-cryin
     
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