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Jonas & knickers?

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  1. Albert's Chip Shop

    Albert's Chip Shop Top Grafter Forum Moderator

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    Just thought I'd share the fact that Jonas was stood next to me a well known ladies undie shop in the metro the day before yesterday eyeing up Red lacy knickers.

    I, of course was eyeing up black ones for me... Ehrm... I mean wor lass.

    Didn't know he had a lass to be fair.

    Could they have been a pressie for Carroll?
     
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  2. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    tut tut. last minute shopping
     
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  3. Agent Bruce

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    I've heard a lot of footballers find them very warm and more suitable than normal shorts.

    What size did they go up to in the black ones?
     
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  4. Shola's Concrete Boots

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    Personally, I just wear a thong back to front
     
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  5. Agent Bruce

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    Just asking.
     
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    Merry Crimbo anyway
     
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    They went up to a 16. I normally buy bulk, wear them a day and post them off to southern pervs who think I'm Cheryl Cole... ;)
     
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    Merry crimbo fella..
     
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  9. Agent Bruce

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    I bet the idea of them rubbing their noses against them gives you a lot of pleasure.
     
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    Indeed it does AB. Northern pervs however, like a skid mark or two...
     
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    <laugh> lovely
     
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  12. Agent Bruce

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    Cancel my order.
     
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  13. I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner

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    He used to be shagging a lass who was in my class at school. He gets around apparently.
     
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  14. Agent Bruce

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    You can always chant .......................

    :emoticon-0159-music:I was there before you!:emoticon-0159-music:
     
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    Jonas walked past me in Fenwicks cradling a baby in his arms with his partner pushing a buggy...........he's beefier than i thought, and taller. Looked 6'.
     
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    I Sit Next To A Badger-Leazes Corner Well-Known Member

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    I wish
     
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    :emoticon-0159-music I've been there since you were there?:emoticon-0159-music
     
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    WAAAAAAAAAAAy Too much information Guys!
     
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    Heard that Fenwicks was the best place in town to go to for ladies under garments, would you agree with that?
     
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    Tell me what you heard, I'll tell you if it's true!
     
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