Sing along to this piece of festive fun. Merry Christmas from me to you! *** On the first day of Christmas, I would like to see Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the second day of Christmas, I would like to see Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the third day of Christmas, I would like to see Jose Enrique Two, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the fourth day of Christmas, I would like to see Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the fifth day of Christmas, I would like to see US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the sixth day of Christmas, I would like to see Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the seventh day of Christmas, I would like to see Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the eighth day of Christmas, I would like to see Gerrard returninâ Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the ninth day of Christmas, I would like to see Bellamy chancinâ Gerrard returninâ Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the tenth day of Christmas, I would like to see Lucas Leiva leapinâ Bellamy chancinâ Gerrard returninâ Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the eleventh day of Christmas, I would like tosee Maxi is stayinâ, Lucas Leiva leapinâ Bellamy chancinâ Gerrard returninâ Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC On the twelfth day of Christmas, I would like to see Shelvey enhancinâ Maxi is stayinâ, Lucas Leiva leapinâ Bellamy chancinâ Gerrard returninâ Suarez is scorinâ Skrtel defendinâ US RUNNING RINGS! Fortune for Carroll Jose Enrique Too, Johnson playinâ And Pepe Reina in goal for LFC *** Hark hear Anfieldâs fans all sing "Glory to Dalglish the King!â Peas with pies on Merseyside God, this seasonâs such a ride! Joyful, all Red scousers rise Join the triumph of our prize With the Anfield boast proclaim: "Christ, weâre coming good again!" Hark hear Anfieldâs fans all sing "Glory to Dalglish the King!â *** Chelsea roasting on an open fire, Jack Daniels being nipped by Old Whisky Nose, Carrollâs name being sung by the Anfield choir, Will it come together for him, who knows? Everyone knows that turkey and miserable fellow Whoâs helped to make our season bright: Torres, benched and oh, so low Chelsea a great move for him all right! (not!) He knows that Suarez has made our day; He's loaded goals into the net, hooray! Yet Roman Abramovich will try to buy The rest of our players âcos heâs a nasty guy! And so weâre seeing some happy days, Weâve been going since eighteen ninety-two. Weâre better off now than what we were last year A very Merry Christmas to you! *** Unto us King Kenny is borne, King of restoration! Cradled in the dugout he Brings to us salvation! Cradled in the dugout heâs Watching better passes; Yet the Anfield fans can see The goal postâs up our asses! *** O, weâve kept the Faith, Lads Weâre now being triumphant O come see, O come see how we can be-e-at them! Come and behold us, King Kennyâs back at Anfield; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, He is the man! O Sing, choir of Anfield, Sing in adulation! Sing so that they hear on that pitch We will them to score Give to our Suarez Glory in the Highest; O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him, O come, let us adore him! Pass him the ball! *** Good King Kennyâs got some clout And weâve still the feet of Stephen Gerrard, heâs not down and out Heâs not bloody leavinâ! Bright will shine his skill just right Though the Refs are cru-el When the goal mouth comes in sight One up Liverpo-oo-el! Hicks and Gillett, gone you see We now have John Henry Yonder rich man, who is he? Where and what his pedigree? He neâer let us drop league whence Bottom three did beckon He put Hodgson âgainst the fence Made us rid that lemon! *** Ding dong! Liverpool on high The bells of joy are ringing Ding dong! Letâs not tell a lie This seasonâs not so minginâ! Gerarrrrrrr-arrrrrrr-arrrrr-arrrrrr-arrrr-d Ho weâre starting to excel again! And so Suarez goals to flow? Let Reinaâs gloves be handlinâ And Aurel-io io Heâs back eâen though we sold him Gerarrrrrrr-arrrrrrr-arrrrr-arrrrrr-arrrr-d Ho weâre starting to excel again! Play you, dutifully prime Liverpoolâs skill still lingers We will beautifully shine If we can net the sitt-ers! Gerarrrrrrr-arrrrrrr-arrrrr-arrrrrr-arrrr-d Ho weâre starting to excel again! *** Dashing to the goal Itâs been going our way O'er the pitch we go Dribblinâ all the way Suarez on the run Heâs makes our spirits bright Then when he kicks the ball The goal post gives him fright! Oh, jingle bells, fookinâ hell Goal posts in the way! Liverpool such a wasteful side Need to put those goals away! Oh! Jingle bells, something smells Fishy all the way! Liverpool such a wasteful side Need to put those goals away! *** Reina, the hairless goalkeeper had a very shiny head And if you ever saw it, you would want to paint it red All of the other goalies Used to think he was insane. They said that our dear Reina Was mad to play the Liverpool game Then one foggy Boxing Day Reina stood in goal Ken said "With your head so bright Youâll keep Blackburn out all right!â When the other goalies saw him They shouted out with glee, Reina, the hairless goalie Of the best team in history! *** Little Dirky, little Dirky On a rocky road Got to keep on plodding onwards Or you may be sold Been a long time, little Dirky Since you made it right Don't give up now, little Dirky The goal is still in sight Do not falter, little Dirky Youâre still a star, and yet We will guide you, little Dirky To the battle ahead *** Are you holding up your scarf aloft and tall? Every time that Suarez dribbles with the ball? Do we smile and cheer at Reina? Is Lucas in the fray? Are the Reds playing bloody well today? So here it is, Merry Christmas All the Reds are having fun Look to the future now Revivalâs just begun. Are you waiting for the goals to arrive? Are you sure the ball will not be going wide? Does your granddad always tell you, that the old âPool was the best? Then heâs up and cheering Carroll with the rest So here it is, Merry Christmas All the Reds are having fun Look to the future now Revivalâs just begun. What will your daddy do? When he sees Skrtel score Ah ha- haaaa! Are you holding up your scarf aloft and tall? Are you hoping our opponents will just fall? Do we ride upon our backsides, with the luck that we have made? Do you bang your head and scream when shots at goal donât make the grade? So here it is, Merry Christmas All the Reds are having fun Look to the future now Revivalâs just begun.
Now this is brilliant! Cheerful and Christmasy; few more pints & I'll start singing these down here among the unbelievers. Very Well Done!
