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Prince Phillip

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by KingHotspur, Dec 23, 2011.

  1. KingHotspur

    KingHotspur Well-Known Member

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    Rushed to hospital with chest pains.
     
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  2. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Oh dear, hopefully nothing trivial.
     
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  3. SaintsForTheWin

    SaintsForTheWin Any holes a goal

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    Hypercondria...
     
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  4. irishgreen

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    How the **** can a hospital have chest pains?
     
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  5. Samurai

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    Please no... he's the funniest racist to walk the earth.
     
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  6. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    <laugh>
     
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  7. Bullet tooth Tony

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    They hand em out all the time round here irish, Even been known to charge for em'.
     
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  8. truth seeker

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    Reports are saying that Phillip Windsor was flown to hospital. A spokesman has said that he does not like to take things too easy, and has been working hard since the summer, oh really.
     
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  9. RebelBhoy

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    <laugh> bravo
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Working hard at being an even bigger racist.

    He looks partially fossilised anyway, best for all concerned if he shuffles off into oblivion now and let the next leech in line ramp up his income off the public teat.
     
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  11. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    To be fair, the Queen has something like 400 official engagements a year(I made that number up, but it is some ridiculous number) and I'm sure Prince Phillip does the same. It is not bad considering the age of them
     
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  12. truth seeker

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    Looks impressive, but actually no. Whenever any of this mob carry out their so called engagements, on a particular day,they visit many things over a small area, all chauffeur driven of course, and with a great deal of assistance. Each visit goes down as an engagement. Thus it does not take an Einstein to work out, that this 400 engagements could be whittled down to not too many days at all, and its the same for all of them, in other words, Dynamo the illusionist would be impressed.
     
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  13. monacoger

    monacoger POTY 2021

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    Sorry Einstein. My point being, they do go to an awful lot of engagements as opposed to watching Countdown, like many other people their ages. In fact, I'm not really sure what your post was meant to prove. Go on, enlighten me, I could do with a laugh, you bag of smashed crabs faced little ****er.
     
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  14. RebelBhoy

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    What happens if he dies on Christmas morning? Lizzie would have to "stiff upper lip" it for the speech. That would get her serious kudos and secure an unelected head of State for a couple more generations. That is how I would stage manage this thing.

    whilst i am at it I'd whack Maggie just as the movie comes out. Just so we know there is a happy ending.
     
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  15. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    Prince Phillip is a legend

    He would fit in just fine here on GC
     
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  16. Hash.

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    what a year eh, Gaddafi, Osama, Kim Jong Il, and now Phil the Greek(nearly)
     
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  17. Bullet tooth Tony

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    Whack Maggie Web's? I thought you'd prefer a slow lingering death for the old Hag.
     
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  18. truth seeker

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    Easy one old boy, this mob have a very good P.R. department, who like to give an impression to the public that they work hard, which they do not, they can quite easily notch up a high number, in a short period of time, thus plenty of time to do absolutely zilch, the rest of the year, some people would call it, money for old rope.
     
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  19. monacoger

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    God forbid 80somethings don't do a lot...,but they do.
     
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  20. Mahmoud Ahmadinejad

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    I'd take the Queen over Cameron/Clegg. At least she never made a broken promise to have an EU referendum
     
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