Do you really think we give a **** about your simple friend - I'm quite sure I'll never of heard of your friend, although please don't bother to tell me his name - He's not imaginary is he
I'm sure you've never heard of him, but then again he hasn't been trying to aggressively advertise himself to the people of Leicester .
When you picked him out of the Thai boyfriend catalogue didn't you check you both had similar interests to ensure you'd be a good match?
Yeah, there'd be no point mentioning Snodgrass, Clayton, Lonergan and White, all class British players for this level. And obviously McCormack is ****, those goals were all flukes. Is that why we're the fourth most visited UK football club website, televized nine times this season, have supporters clubs around the country and the world and get more web traffic than nearly every Premiership club? Yeah, we're not famous any more, are we?
There were suggestions that you were the spelling policeman - They were obviously wide of the mark televised
Actually in this instance, you're right. Kind of. Televise doesn't come from the same -ize suffix as words like bastardize, democratize and legalize; it comes from 'tele' and 'visus' (not 'vizus'), so I'm indulging in some shameful hypercorrection. Then again, I don't really care because of the point I made in my last two sentences of the reply to PYFU above.
Remember the bit when when I said I don't take it seriously - It applies here, I'm not looking for any last sentences or points
AKCJ remember when you went off on one about how embarrasing 'Relive Leicester' is for a headline advertising the full 90 minutes footage of a game we won? The power of Thai foxes FOR ****S SAKE!!!! I actually gave myself a stitch I laughed so hard at that. That's the most embarrasing thing to happen in football since Gary Lineker **** himself and wiped his arse on the pitch GERMAN BECKFOR!
RRRRROOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRR - I'm a tiger, I'm a tiger roar <makes pathetic demeaning pawing gestures with hands pretending their claws>