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Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Redbrynner, Dec 23, 2011.

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  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Did you do the measuring ? <yikes>
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 23, 2011
  2. SKY+

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    No but I'm aiming to beat the record tonight <ok>
     
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    SKY+, Dec 23, 2011
  3. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    I hope your good lady is aware of this.

    On a related issue, a mate of mine kept telling his girlfriend not to turn her head away near the end of a blow job. Did she listen? Did she f..k.

    It went in one ear and out of the other!
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 23, 2011
  4. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    Sounds like the kind of girl you only went with having first strapped a 6 foot long plank across one's arse...
     
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    StJohn_Red_Legend, Dec 23, 2011
  5. StJohn_Red_Legend

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    <laugh>
     
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    StJohn_Red_Legend, Dec 23, 2011
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    This.
     
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  7. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Thanks lads. I like that one too. It arrived this afternoon. Bit thin on the ground at the moment, the old jokes.
     
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    Red Hadron Collider, Dec 23, 2011
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