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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    <yikes>
     
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  2. Sweats

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    <laugh>
     
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  3. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    (dons leather chaps and glittery cowboy hat, sets Satnav for Brokeback Mountain)
     
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  4. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Have a good one Tunns.

    I hope your fella get's you everything you have asked for <ok>
     
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  5. Sweats

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    <laugh>

    He was after a sparkly lip gloss that comes with a built in light and mirror.. think he may be planning a secret liason with daveunited...
     
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  6. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    <laugh>

    Cheers fella!





    (god these chaps chafe!)
     
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  7. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    it's dave's hat i'm wearing!
     
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  8. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    Reet I'm off this time, Chopsy eat & drink your own body weight this crimbo, Sweats go and give some munter a good beasting!..... then dispose of her as you will, Sky go and drop anchor in poo bay you closet gooner!, Eric don't watch too much True Blood you'll go blind. RHC say hi to the rest of Middle Earth.

    Dave if you're out there ........ ole ya man!
     
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  9. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    <laugh>

    A have good one
     
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  10. Sweats

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    Have a good un ya big gay bear..

    Won't be beasting anyone this year.. Unless the mrs hates her presents then all could change..
     
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  11. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    There's only one week of this year left, so you don't have to show restraint for very long. A killing spree in early January, methinks <ok> <yikes>
     
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  12. Chief

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    Will do, weightwatchers next year!

    Sweats, no doubt a better one than last year for you.

    Fellow reds, have a good one.

    T'other type reds (bar Red) have a reasonable one.

    Cheers.
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Are you referring to me?
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Let's hope so eh..

    Have a good one mate..


    Hope you all have a good one.. Rhc enjoy your finest carling hopefully you will get a happier outlook for Christmas
     
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  15. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Nothing wrong with my outlook. Just ask SKY <ok> I've also treated myself to a bottle of my favourite malt, Ardbeg. Can't wait to open it. All the best.
     
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  16. Chief

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    Yeah, I meant you misery.

    Half way through my festive bottle of Talisker fella (not today, overthe last few weeks) jumped the gun on it a bit early.

    Think I'll crack the vintage port tonight, I feel tonight is the night to get Christmas going.
     
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  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    jese still in work, thought I was going to have an early exit, then found there had been a burglary, so I've been with forensics for the last few hours, can't say too much as I about it as I don't know who might read this, and wil know who I am etc.

    Well soon be off anyway, collect my leg of lamb, and two guinea fowl from my local butcher; so that’s Christmas day sorted. I'm making paella from scratch on Christmas Eve. And prep some mid morning canapés to go with some nicely chilled Cava ready for the pressies opening ritual the following day.

    Boxing day is going to be a mixed bag of bubble & squeak from the leftovers, some homemade pickles & dips, and a selection of British cheeses, that’s after a brunch of toasted Brioche topped with smoked salmon( Couldn’t get swan this year Sweats!) and poached duck eggs glazed with homemade Hollandaise sauce.


    All downed with a couple of bottles of cachaca and crabbies alcoholic ginger ale. and a bcket of JD.


    Have a good un all.





    except you liverpool f.c. I still despise you with a passion!;)
     
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  18. SKY+

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    Have a good one tunns you ****ing toff <ok>
     
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  19. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Yeah, sounds like sweats there <ok>
     
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  20. luvgonzo

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    Have a good xmas mancs. I mean with family and friends and not with football. ;)
     
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