I have really enjoyed this year in terms of our beloved football club. King Kennys return, the arrival of Suarez, its been a fairly good year, and as we all know we are playing good football and creating alot, (even if we are not putting them away yet.) Anyhow, I bring good news for all Liverpool fans. Fourth place may not be that far off as I can confirm a dramatic fall in fortunes for both Arsenal and Man Utd over christmas and into the new year. How can i be so sure of their impending fall from grace? Its is guaranteed...Nailed on...Unavoidable... I have just played my wildcard on my fantasy football and have incorporated a total of 6 Man Utd and Arsenal players, inclusding their talismen RVP and Wazza. It is well known throughout the league that Torres drop in form, Lucas Cruciate injury, Suarez ban, Gerrards injury has absolutely nothing to do with the reported causes, but is actually due to the fact that they have made captain in my fantasy team. RVP is currently my new captain and i fully expect him to break a wrist over christmas whilst signing cards. I shall then add Wazza as my captain at which point he will no doubt fail lincredibly....In support of my team i am going to sacrafice my fantasy team so that it acts as a concentration camp for rival stars........ Anyway, i hope we all have a very merry christmas. My apologies for all the problems my fantasy team has caused in the last few months
Im really not kidding here guys... The average lifetime of a player in my team is incredibly short, due to injury, lack of form, suspension......Its time to stop pretending im doing my favorite players a favour by putting them in.... SKY, you are a very inciteful man and i fully deserve your insults
The Square root of Steven gerrard +or - garyNeville factorial all multiplyed by the number of clangers David James dropped in the nineties all divided by the number of wayne rooneys working hair follicles = Geoff Thomas and Alan pardews post mAtch discussion after getting beat by us 9-0 in 1990
The Largest Vagina most likely belonged to Scottish giantess Anna Swan (1846-1888), a remarkable woman who set a number of records relating to her bulk. Born normally sized, she began growing at a prodigious rate in childhood, finally reaching a maximum height of 7' 8" at age 19. Capitalizing on her huge size, she joined a side show and toured the country, where she met and fell in love with Captain Martin Bates, another giant who measured over 7 feet tall. They wed in 1872, making them the tallest married couple in the world, a record that still stands today. The couple settled down into married life, built a mansion filled with enormous furniture, including an 11' by 7' bed where they consummated their union. On June 18, 1879, she gave birth to the largest baby in history, weighing 26 lbs. and 34 inches in length—so large, in fact, that it became tightly wedged in her capacious tract, only extricated by the use of forceps and belts. The child did not survive the rigors of birth, but a cast was made, still on display at the Cleveland Museum of Health. Generally the largest part of an infant is the head. We know that the tyke's cranium measured about 19 inches (48cm) in circumference, hence we compute the minimum dilation of Swan's passage as 6 inches, or just over 15 cm. That's pretty wide—the normal dilation for childbirth is 10 cm.
I feel i could argue this one, there was a girl i used to always go and see whn i was pissed in my younger years. (God knows why) We ended up fallin out after she claimed she was having an orgasm, and I informed her that there was no possible way i could be giving her an orgasm.....Its not just that i didnt touch the sides, more that a tight rope walker walking a long my penis with a two meter horizontal balancing bar would not have been able to touch the sides.
try chatting up Berbinandez Videncia's missus...The amount that guy repeats himself could be indicative of substantial echo effect!!!
Horst Schultz achieved 18 ft 9 in (6 m) with a 'substantial' amount of seminal fluid. He also holds the records for the greatest height (12 ft 4in) and the greatest speed of ejaculation, or muzzle velocity, with 42.7mph.
