Nessun dorma would be fitting at 1amWigfield?
Nessun dorma would be fitting at 1amWigfield?
With the parents still attached?Parents who don’t watch their kids at stuff. Just took my daughter swimming and everytime she finishes a length she looks up to see if I saw, but there’s other parents there who don’t look up from their phones the whole half hour . I can see their kids looking at them to see if they were watching , I get tempted to lob their phones in the pool .
One word too many.Alan Shearer commentating.
That's mother's ruin drinkers for you.Double gin n tonic mate
Do you want it in a gin glass??
No a ****ing welly boot
If you keep being aggressive we will call the bouncers
If it’s that short arsed **** bring it
Go out for a quiet drink ffs
You need to find a better pub.Pint of smooth and a gin and tonic please . Bargirl comes back , ‘what was the second drink , ‘ g &t , J say
comes back with lemonade wasn’t it ? Me - no , tonic ok she says .
I take it back to my wife and she says this tastes like it’s got lemonade in it !! It had .
Gave up at that point.
100% agree .... including the 'alarming' red colours rather than the old nice smiley sun graphic they used to use.Weather warnings on the telly. Some sanctimonious prick telling me, in the middle of June, mid summers day just gone ( clue there) that 'today is going to be hot.......' Its not its going to be warm, because it is the middle of June and its summer.
'So drink plenty of water'
Good job they reminded me as I was just filling up my water bottle with battery acid.
'Its going to be the hottest day since 1976'
Was 1976 the first time people starting keeping records on the temperature in summer by any chance? **** knows what we all did before that. I remember every day during summer being sunny when I was lad. Swimming in Barmy drain, floating down the River Hull on a raft made up of old doors and a couple of oil drums tied together with a bit of old rope. But some good advice followed this morning, something I'd never would have thought of......'if you see someone struggling in open water throw them something that floats'
Well I never, I'd have thrown bricks at them, wouldn't you?
'Wear plenty of sun cream'
We didn't know what sun cream was until we started going abroad.....for even hotter weather in the late 80s'.
Global warming my arse.
Don't remember many 'severe weather warnings and useful advice during the first two weeks of June when it was grey skies and pissing down every day.
I went to the beach yesterday (Monday) got there at two and stayed until eight.Weather warnings on the telly. Some sanctimonious prick telling me, in the middle of June, mid summers day just gone ( clue there) that 'today is going to be hot.......' Its not its going to be warm, because it is the middle of June and its summer.
'So drink plenty of water'
Good job they reminded me as I was just filling up my water bottle with battery acid.
'Its going to be the hottest day since 1976'
Was 1976 the first time people starting keeping records on the temperature in summer by any chance? **** knows what we all did before that. I remember every day during summer being sunny when I was lad. Swimming in Barmy drain, floating down the River Hull on a raft made up of old doors and a couple of oil drums tied together with a bit of old rope. But some good advice followed this morning, something I'd never would have thought of......'if you see someone struggling in open water throw them something that floats'
Well I never, I'd have thrown bricks at them, wouldn't you?
'Wear plenty of sun cream'
We didn't know what sun cream was until we started going abroad.....for even hotter weather in the late 80s'.
Global warming my arse.
Don't remember many 'severe weather warnings and useful advice during the first two weeks of June when it was grey skies and pissing down every day.
Thousands of OAPs died from heat related illnesses in 1976. If the advice saves one pensioners life, it is worth all of us having to bear being suggested to hydrate at regular intervals when the mercury hits the big 4-0.Weather warnings on the telly. Some sanctimonious prick telling me, in the middle of June, mid summers day just gone ( clue there) that 'today is going to be hot.......' Its not its going to be warm, because it is the middle of June and its summer.
'So drink plenty of water'
Good job they reminded me as I was just filling up my water bottle with battery acid.
'Its going to be the hottest day since 1976'
Was 1976 the first time people starting keeping records on the temperature in summer by any chance? **** knows what we all did before that. I remember every day during summer being sunny when I was lad. Swimming in Barmy drain, floating down the River Hull on a raft made up of old doors and a couple of oil drums tied together with a bit of old rope. But some good advice followed this morning, something I'd never would have thought of......'if you see someone struggling in open water throw them something that floats'
Well I never, I'd have thrown bricks at them, wouldn't you?
'Wear plenty of sun cream'
We didn't know what sun cream was until we started going abroad.....for even hotter weather in the late 80s'.
Global warming my arse.
Don't remember many 'severe weather warnings and useful advice during the first two weeks of June when it was grey skies and pissing down every day.
Drink plenty of hot soup/bovril,avoid alcohol and get your log burner on but make sure you're using smokeless fuel...The Ice age is coming.Thousands of OAPs died from heat related illnesses in 1976. If the advice saves one pensioners life, it is worth all of us having to bear being suggested to hydrate at regular intervals when the mercury hits the big 4-0.
Meanwhile.. 13 degrees where I am... What heatwave?
I don't think you'll need it where we areIs it woke to wear sunscreen?
The danger here over the next few days isn’t the high temperature it is the humidity.Thousands of OAPs died from heat related illnesses in 1976. If the advice saves one pensioners life, it is worth all of us having to bear being suggested to hydrate at regular intervals when the mercury hits the big 4-0.
Meanwhile.. 13 degrees where I am... What heatwave?
Drink plenty of hot soup/bovril,avoid alcohol and get your log burner on but make sure you're using smokeless fuel...The Ice age is coming.
End of June and not had one day over 20 degrees yet and it's been pissing down most days since Easter...Drink plenty of hot soup/bovril,avoid alcohol and get your log burner on but make sure you're using smokeless fuel...The Ice age is coming.