Thank you Hotbovril, a PA would be very welcome and SHE needn't have too many qualifications either. I am really not fussy but one (or more) from the following list would be appreciated Kelly Brook Angelina Jolie Pippa Middleton Charlize Theron Alyssa Milano Jennifer Anniston Halle Berry Rihanna that bird from Dr Who any of the pussycat dolls. anyway my pressie is for JoeyB - A day out of pampering and massage at a local Spa. A chance to chilax and re-charge all your positive energy for the 2nd half of the season.
Joey B would get a happy positive poster to try and make him less negative on the boards st_brendy can get a poster of Dan Harding to put up over Lucy Pinder
I would buy SB3 a book of Mark Twain quotations. So much good advice and rye observations, such as; Noise proves nothing. Often a hen who has laid an egg cackles as if she had laid an asteroid.
Crikey, that list reminds me of a time I almost pulled off a threesome. If two more people had turned up I'd have cracked it!
Ooogh and my word she is so very lovely. She asked me to be really dirty and wear my new Pompey shirt to bed. She said she likes a bit of rough. After forty five years of marriage I have suddenly discovered her fantasies. I am not at liberty to tell you what happened next. You need to to use your own imagination for that. Needless to say the Pompey shirt is in shreds and the very lovely Mrs Godders has a big smile on her face.
I have sent him a cyanide pill and a single ticket to Switzerland. That should put him and the rest of us out of our misery.
If SB3 doesn't eat it, he's got a free holiday, till they boot him out. Godders, I'd definitely buy you a copy of Point Counter Point, by Aldous Huxley.
I certainly remember reading Brave New World but I have grown up now and my reading is far more sophisticated.
I would give Saintsfan4life Dan Harding's mobile number that is safely stored in my phone.... I know he loves him so much!
You know how it is, when you have a present which you purchased and don't end up giving it the person you had in mind, and wonder if it would do for someone else? Well, I have a box of long fuses, suitable for people wishing to upgrade their short ones. I would gladly give one to any poster who feels they might benefit. Any takers?
Yes please. I think a need quite a few, possibly all that you have as I will need to keep some handy for the weeks leading up to the next local derby. Will you drop them by or should I call round and collect them?
And once they've met and become friends, I'd give them both tickets for one year's world cruise together. Leaves 10am Boxing Day. (Although SF4L, you're welcome to give your ticket to someone else. El-Hadji Diouf ideally).
