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The Official Man Utd & Liverpool plus Chelsea, Everton and City Banter Thread!

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by UIR - Kagawa Powa, Jul 21, 2011.

  1. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    No, thank ****. We just went out down the pub for some food and she was wondering why when my girfriend phoned I ****ed off out sharpish.

    Why do you reckon? I'm working away and have time to kill and am out in a pub having a meal with a woman, how the **** do you reckon that looks to her? She does not know you are ****ing sixty!!

    She suggested I stay tonight to save on the accomodation, no thanks love I have the cash to cover it. Cheers.
     
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  2. Sweats

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    I watched a bit of the game round my mates who is a pool fan and said the same to him.. Makes no sense not playing him.. Understandable if the team were scoring freely but when they've been struggling for goals surely he should be given a chance..

    I actually don't mind Mandy as a player don't think he was worth anything like that sort of money.. 10mil maybe.. But he really isn't that bad have seen worse in the prem..


    Tell you who has impressed me this season and thats Ba.. Pardew has done wonders with him..
     
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  3. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    Yep on Sky.

    I can't watch games on the laptop without hooking the laptop up to the TV and i couldn't be arsed.

    I switched between the football and sky sports news.
     
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  4. Zingy

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    Nope, our inability to finish yet again! <ok>

    We missed a ****ing Penalty! 0/3 in the league I think.
     
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  5. Chief

    Chief Northern Simpleton
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    You need to rediscover the wireless my man. You'll never look back.
     
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  6. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    It's my peepers.

    I have to have this site on x150% magnified as I never wear my glasses ( I only get some last year and can't get used to wearing them) <laugh>
     
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  7. Sweats

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    She definitely wanted some.. You should have done it then killed her
     
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  8. Chief

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    The wireless is the radio mate, you don't need your peepers for that, just your imagination.

    I'm old school, I love football and cricket on the radio.
     
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  9. Swarbs

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    I wonder...now Clint Dempsey has potentially cracked Jones' jaw with a flailing elbow, will he be subject to the same hate campaign as Rooney was last year?

    Didn't think so <ok>
     
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  10. Chief

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    Or in your case, killed it then done her.



    I've seen some FB photos, she were a looker when she was young!
     
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  11. Zingy

    Zingy #ziggywould

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    Legend!

    Can't wait to see this on MOTD now. <ok>
     
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  12. suarezlfc

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    I haven't seen the incident yet, so I'll reserve judgement. Dempsey didn't win many friends in Liverpool the other week, though.
     
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  13. suarezlfc

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    <laugh>
     
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  14. Sweats

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    Quite right.. Possibly dismembered her prior too..

    Is jones now out injured too then?

    On the subject of the wireless I don't mind listening to football on the radio though it does depend who is commentating.. That **** Alan green I think it is needs shooting mincing up an fed to sea gulls..

    I do love a bit of tms on the radio though, can't beat old blofeld rambling about cake for half hour quality listening..
     
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  15. suarezlfc

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    What do you make of that young man Ray 'my word' Wilkins' commentary?
     
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  16. Sweats

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    Haven't heard him on the radio, heard his commentary on sky.. Found him a bit dull.. Though that said I don't mind our nev as a pundit but he irritated me commentating..

    Best commentator is the one on the BBC who started off on channel 5 the one who gets quite excited can't think of his name though..
     
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  17. suarezlfc

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    He always sounds like he's conducting a long and tedious seminar on the basics of football. He was a good coach though, but **** knows how the players didn't fall asleep listening to his instructions.
     
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  18. Chief

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    Yeah, Jonathan whatshisname, he is good. I had talk sport on, Collymore etc. It's ok, it's background stuff.

    Cheers for the MOTD heads up suarezlfc, I was watching grumpy christmas on BBC2 and just caught United when I turned over!!
     
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    Giggs, Giggs, Giggs will tear your fanny apart again!!!!!!!
     
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  20. suarezlfc

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    Is that Nani's first headed goal for United?
     
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