This thread requires that you choose a fellow poster (just one) and say what you would get them for christmas if only you knew them better. I will kick off with a calculator for beddy.
I would buy Rickie Lamberts Golden Boot a pair of scissors......so he could get rid of all the unwanted and repititive threads.....
I've got a tenner in my wallet so I would like to buy Portsmouth Football Club for SB3. You can't say I'm not a generous man!
I would buy st_brendy Billy Sharp and a copy of Grease: "I've been a fan of his for so long now. Forget the rest (Maynard, Rodrigues, Lukas etc). He's the one I want. He's the one I've always wanted".
You're such a babe. That would be both useful and badass. I don't want to seem like a cheapskate in comparison, so I'll get you a boat with a helicopter landing pad.
I would buy Fran her own speedboat so she never has to miss the last ferry back to the Island after an evening match.
I would buy SB3...: The Official History of Southampton Football Club book, however I think he has already asked Father Christmas for it, being a Saints fan...