I'm not a religious man but I would hate to think of people all over the world worshipping a dog-shagging spastic. Please let this not be true.
I was out with my mum yesterday and she saw a wee boy who clearly had physical problems. Called him a spastic. Matter of fact, no malice intended. Got to love old people.
Do you know what a capital letter is? Do you know what an apostrophe is? Do you know what a full stop is? Do you know that the space goes after the comma, not before? No? I didn't think so.
Sorry, despite what people here mistakenly believe I do not swing that way. Invite Gambol round though, he'd be glad of a shag.