Fruit gums

Told you it was annoying didn't I LR??

 

it wasnt helped by the fact that i'd just reviewed a list of things that piss me off

 

nice try tommy

 

Dear samsung,

I am writing following an instruction from my internet buddy the lone ranger, he wishes for me to tell you the standard of predictive text on your phones is pish. Then again he is a wee ginger from inverness so he probably cant even spell in the first place so never mind.

Douglas
Not606 high ambassador to the confectionery industry

 

Amazing, another 3 pages.
Does our ****icity know no bounds?

 

its an important issue RDW

 

Great word ****ICITY

 

yoon-woo lee dosent appear to have emailed me yet dougie, whats the hold up?

 

It is indeed a great word Brum.
And it is an important subject Dougie. Apologies if you think I wasn't taking it seriously enough.
Do you think the increase in green fruit gums has some sort of reverse correlation with the blue tinted performances of Scotlands refereeing fraternity?

 

i did suspect sectarian undertones due to the decline in greens and the rise of oranges, Nestle strongly denied this hypothesis when it was put to them.

 

I think you might be onto something there Dougie.
When you next speak to McCoys, tell them I had a bag of Sizzling Bacon last week and they were lovely.
Thanks.

 

i also emailed McCoys to thank them for having bags big enough to fit my "large masculine hands" no response for that one

 

Good Irish firm like McCoys wont **** you around Dougie

 

unlike the tricksy japs. grandad told me about this.

 

what the **** is "HU"?! i want "it" you slave labour using wee bastards!