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More bad luck for Liverpool

Discussion in 'Liverpool' started by Darth Vader's personal tailor, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. Darth Vader's personal tailor

    Darth Vader's personal tailor Member

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    http://newsthump.com/2011/12/21/liverpool-disappointed-as-fa-hand-andy-carroll-eight-match-run-in-liverpool-side/

    Liverpool fans have revealed their disappointment after the Football Association handed Andy Carroll an eight-match run in the starting eleven because Luis Suarez was found guilty of racially abusing Manchester United’s Patrice Evra.

    Carroll, who cost the club around ten times his actual value, has made the majority of his appearances from the subs bench, but with Suarez suspended he could be handed the opportunity to be completely ineffectual right from the start of the next eight fixtures.

    The club, who currently sit sixth in the Premier League, released a statement expressing their disappointment with the FA’s decision.

    “Liverpool Football Club is very surprised and disappointed with the decision of the Football Association commission to allow Andy Carroll such a large amount of time on the pitch.”

    “Kenny likes to use Andy as a non-impact sub, but this unprecedented decision could see games passing Andy by for the full ninety minutes, rather than just the last fifteen.”

    Luis Suarez banned
    Critics of the decision have insisted that being forced to play Andy Carroll for what could amount to two months is a punishment that simply does not fit the crime.

    “It’s not like Suarez killed anyone, is it? If he had, I could sort of understand such draconian measures,” said fan Simon Matthews.

    The club are currently considering an appeal, but are wary of further sanctions after rumours appeared suggesting a lost appeal could result in the FA forcing the club to re-sign David N’Gog or Emily Heskey and play them instead.

    A PFA spokesperson said they were pleased with the result of the commission, and claimed it moved them one step closer to their goal of all footballer abuse being directly related to nothing other than their utterly detestable personalities.
     
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  2. The artist JerryChristmas

    The artist JerryChristmas "Massive old member"

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  3. StJohn_Red_Legend

    StJohn_Red_Legend Active Member

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    Actually quite amusing <ok>
     
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  4. JonnyBaws

    JonnyBaws Well-Known Member

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    &#8220;Kenny likes to use Andy as a non-impact sub, but this unprecedented decision could see games passing Andy by for the full ninety minutes, rather than just the last fifteen.&#8221;

    Qualidy! I sure hope our -£15M pound man takes this chance!
     
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  5. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    Unutterably side-splitting. <doh>
     
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  6. Neither here or there

    Neither here or there Active Member

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    Imo its a ploy to get Andy Carroll game time for when hes expected to replace Rooney at the Euros.Needs to find his goal scoring prowess in time...
     
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  7. Darth Vader's personal tailor

    Darth Vader's personal tailor Member

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    Miserable git ;)
     
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  8. moreinjuredthanowen

    moreinjuredthanowen Mr Brightside

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    <applause> this is hilarious really... you have to say its a right laugh about the whole thing.
     
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  9. Billy The Spur

    Billy The Spur Well-Known Member

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    Ha ha ha very good (and true).
     
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  10. Depay Sound

    Depay Sound Well-Known Member

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    Cheer up love x.
     
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  11. Sir_Red

    Sir_Red Well-Known Member

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    Not bad <laugh>
     
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