NUFC Poster Awards

Just vote the Jan 2011 clique for everything...

 

That "Notification of a Points Give Away" warmed my heart sir beardface, but alas, the bars seem lost forever.

 

Some of us clique haven't had a nomination yet

 

Best Poster - OT
Worst Poster -
Best WUM- MCLOVIN
Worst WUM - Comas
Most likely to whinge - Bano/Holystone
B&W tinted spectacle award - Some "Mike Ashley lover"
Biggest Diva award - Tash
Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram - Bano
Angriest poster - Bano
Person most likely to contradict themselves - Tash
Funniest poster - Skalpel
Most likely to make a totally random comment - Lurker
Best mod - AcidHippo
Best thread - Advice about women

 

Best Poster - Skalpel
Worst Poster - Toon4Europe
Worst WUM - Comas
Most likely to whinge - Me, but I won't get it because I never get anything.
B&W tinted spectacle award - Chappaz for his constant suggestions that the £35m was given to Marveaux's agent.
Biggest Diva award - Tash
Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram - The people who always go on about General Chat
Angriest poster - master - simpson
Person most likely to contradict themselves - Tash
Funniest poster - Aldridge Prior
Most likely to make a totally random comment - Ryan Taylor Over the wall
Best mod - AH (the only one who's ever here )
Best thread - What people look like thread, by Secret Ingredient

 

Best Poster - Skalpel
Worst Poster - MrTiote
Worst WUM - McLovin
Most likely to whinge - Probably me! - or Arfas Left Foot in response to his last comment
B&W tinted spectacle award - ?
Biggest Diva award - AH - being gay and all that
Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram - Tash
Angriest poster - Bano
Person most likely to contradict themselves - Tash defo
Funniest poster - Whoever posted the Hoadie DJ pic - can't remember
Most likely to make a totally random comment - Tash
Best mod - AH
Best thread - What Users look Like thread

No one has given a vote for me yet!

 

Best Poster - Agent Bruce/AbsolutelyGlorious
Worst Poster - MrTiote (SGT Patterstinks)
Best WUM - BamBam
Worst WUM - Orb of GenieArse
Most likely to whinge - AcidHippo (2nd placed imo & we all know 's whinge!)
Red tinted spectacle award - Chappaz
Biggest Diva award - Toon in Manchester (he posted once then never again)
Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram - NUFCBano
Angriest poster - NUFCBano
Person most likely to contradict themselves -
Funniest poster - OverseasToon
Most likely to make a totally random comment - JimileysBaldhead
Best thread - Advice About Women
Best Mod - Agent Bruce (when he was one )

 

Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram

Award is shared:

Tash . When challenged about anything from muslims to capital punishemt
NUFCBano . When everybody and their granny suggested Santon wasn't worth 20 minutes even in CM.

 

Best Poster - Smudger
Worst Poster - Hey, if people make the effort I'm not knocking
Worst WUM - Most horrible cockney posters " your lucky to be 3rd/4th/5th whatever" patter
Most likely to whinge - Probably me or Arfa Tiote Colo Man Crush
B&W tinted spectacle award - United Toon
Biggest Diva award - Tash
Most likely to throw their toys out of the pram - Tash
Angriest poster - Bano ( ffs don't mention him pumping his blog or Santon on for 20 mins in CM)
Person most likely to contradict themselves - Tash
Funniest poster - Acid Hippo or Agent Bruce
Most delusional moment: Me in Shark Bar getting a hand written compliment on a till receipt from pretty waitress ( then discovering it's a ploy for bigger tip!!!) Doh!
Most likely to make a totally random comment - Tash
Best mod - They all have our interests at heart
Best thread - Hard to beat most of the delusional Unwashed stuff but if pressed the one where the Mackem woke up with a stiffie dreaming about Martin O'Neil!

 

Best poster - Smudger/Warm Pouch/Toon in Manchester
Worst poster - nufc4life
Worst WUM - Pyscho
Most likely to whinge - Chappaz
B&W tinted spectacles award - The majority of us
Biggest diva - Tash
Most likely to throw his toys out of the pram - Tash
Angriest poster - Bano/Chappaz
Funniest poster - OT or Skalpel
Most likely to make a random comment - Tash
Best mod - AH
Best thread - FOUR! etc etc

 

Is there not a 'Most pessimistic poster'? I know I'd never win it but there's always next year

 

Weyhey, I've got a nomination, not the most glamorous but who cares........................

 

Flattered to be nominated

Best poster - Clarence Acuna, brings calm and reason to any argument
Worst poster - Amsteram Roger/Mackems Rule/psycho, terrible patter
Worst WUM - Pyscho, the attendances in the 80s / the guy who got Griffed and ended up being more wound up than he expected us to be
Most likely to whinge - Tash
B&W tinted spectacles award - Possibly myself
Biggest diva - AH
Most likely to throw his toys out of the pram - Bano
Angriest poster - Chappaz
Funniest poster - jimileysbaldhead
Most likely to make a random comment - Tash
Best mod - AH
Best thread - Advice about Women

 

The old Tiote would surely win if there was a real award and you were not trying to create a funny joke

 

Yeh poor attempt at humour, no one ever laughs at my jokes

 

A man standing at a bus stop was eating a hamburger. Next to him stood a lady with her little dog, which became very excited at the smell of the man's supper and began whining and jumping up at him. "Do you mind if I throw him a bit?" said the man to the lady. "Not at all," she replied, whereupon the man picked the dog up and threw it over a wall.

 

Best poster - Skalpel
Worst poster - Not sure
Worst WUM - Pyscho
Most likely to whinge - Tash
B&W tinted spectacles award - Myself
Biggest diva - AH
Most likely to throw his toys out of the pram - Bano
Angriest poster - Chappaz
Funniest poster - Tash
Most likely to make a random comment - Tash
Best mod - AH
Best thread - Advice about Women
Most Lurking - Erhum..

 

Pretty devastated that I have not been voted for anything

Best poster - Skalpel
Worst poster - MrTiote
Worst WUM - Psycho
Most likely to whinge - Tash
B&W tinted spectacles award - Tash
Biggest diva - Acid-Hippo Big gay!
Most likely to throw his toys out of the pram - Chappaz
Angriest poster - Chappaz
Funniest poster - Overseas Toon
Most likely to make a random comment - Tash
Best mod - Acid-Hippo
Best thread - What do you think other users look like?

 

I know an award that I should have...

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