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New Receptionist started this morning

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by TN8, Jan 25, 2010.

  1. TN8

    TN8 Member

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    Think she's about mid 30s, has a couple of weans, looks a wee bit like that Jayne Middlemiss (thankfully doesnt sound like her).

    Tits nowhere near the standard of the last one, but that was never gonna happen.

    Overall im not too disappointed, hopefully she's got some decent chat <ok>
     
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  2. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Its not Franks receptionist is it <laugh>

    She's made it on my top 10 people to meet before I die <ok>
     
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  3. TN8

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    <laugh> I'll wait for an email asking if anyone has lost their drivers license!
     
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  4. Bhoy From Brum

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    VenomPD Merrick jr

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    There is literally no fanny on this platform at all this trip. Last trip the wee cleaner lassie was on and she's a total honey. Pity she's from Dundee.
     
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  6. VenomPD

    VenomPD Merrick jr

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  7. lone ranger

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    at one point when i was a way we had a female military police captain attached to us (supervised evidence etc when we were doing a big drug seizure) and she was stripped to her bra washing from a well whilst the whole company stared at her slack jawed, she must've know the whole of bravo company was ****ing in the dark to her that night <MUIR!!!!>
     
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  8. Kim Jong Il

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    <laugh>
     
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  9. lone ranger

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    she knew what she was doing and i ****ing hated her for it. still banged one out though.
     
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  10. DevAdvocate

    DevAdvocate Gigging bassist

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    Was the "female" really necesary?
     
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  11. lone ranger

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    not now, at the time it was, they're like a different species in an infantry battalion. i need to stop speaking like that
     
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  12. Kim Jong Il

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    bet she was ****ing rank aswell you just were desperate rapists stuck in a desert full of ninjas.
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  13. lone ranger

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    i dont know what she looked like, i was staring straight at her crotch
     
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  14. Kim Jong Il

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    thats some damn fine soldiering son <ok>
     
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  15. Frank The Tank

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    <laugh>

    She's a right dippy mong. I'd still ride her though, a bit of a GILF. She's got a mousemat with her daughters on it who are a couple of stunners. I've been trying to get her to set me up but they've both got boyfriends.
     
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  16. lone ranger

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    whats a damning indictment is that none of us ever looked at an afghan woman and got the horn

    <yikes>
     
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  17. Kim Jong Il

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    what is it about ninjas that muslim men seem to find so sexy?
     
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  18. lone ranger

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    ****ing a curtain is more attractive to what's underneath <ok>
     
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  19. Kim Jong Il

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    they cant be that bad can they?
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    i take that back if shes the best they have to offer.
     
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  20. lone ranger

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    she looks like she needs a trip to greggs doesnt she.

    tbf we were always out in the sticks so generations of inbreeding combined with poor diet and a natural propensity towards hairiness isnt the greatest genetic mix <ok>
    i've been to iraq, kuwait, qatar, morocco and dubai so have seen loads of hot arab women but in afghan i never even saw one woman i'd class as "fairly ugly"
     
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