Having played for Scotland,he'd be scoring against his former team so I'm not sure he'd celebrate such a cardinal sin...I fancy he'd walk around flapping his arms out by his side like a stranded seal pup as he did on Saturday.
Anyway,have we got anything a bit less impossible to discuss.
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Dogs, they can't be impossible to can they?
I'll start, is a Scotty dog a real Scot if it lives in England?