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One to wake up to, ,,,,off topic

Discussion in 'Sunderland' started by billofengland, Dec 21, 2011.

  1. billofengland

    billofengland Well-Known Member

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    Cowboy: GIVE ME 3 PACKETS OF CONDOMS PLEASE.

    CASHIER: DO YOU NEED A PAPER BAG WITH THAT SIR?

    Cowboy: NAH... SHE AIN'T THAT UGLY!!


    one for wednesday, aint life grand? not the greatest but then again.
     
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    billofengland, Dec 21, 2011
  2. Black Cat Kiwi

    Black Cat Kiwi Well-Known Member

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    Box of Kleenex - £2
    Tub of lube - £4
    The Elephant Man dvd - £8

    The look on the cashier's face
    [NSFW]priceless[/NSFW]
     
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    Black Cat Kiwi, Dec 21, 2011
  3. marcusblackcat

    marcusblackcat SAFC Sheriff
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    Kiwi - PLease explain why the word "Priceless" is not safe for work??
     
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    marcusblackcat, Dec 21, 2011
  4. dansafcman

    dansafcman Well-Known Member

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    he was hiding it for maximum effect - milking the punch line as much as possible
     
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    dansafcman, Dec 21, 2011
  5. jerseymackem

    jerseymackem Active Member

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    <laugh><laugh>
     
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    jerseymackem, Dec 21, 2011

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