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Do MI5 Intercept Text Messages?

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  1. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    One of my mates sent Tiocfaidh Ar La via text at about 3am the other week which ****ing woke me up <grr> <grr>

    Decided to text him back:

    Good morning brother. Keep the faith and Allah will reward us all. Allah Akbhar.

    Not heard off the **** since. Beginning to think he was bought in by counter intelligence agency!!!
     
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    Bhoy From Brum, Mar 16, 2010
  2. Neville Bartos

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    Definitely not
     
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  3. B-C

    B-C Well-Known Member

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    Just text random keywords all day.

    Allah bomb obama jihad whitehouse koran war brits out death america <ok>
     
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  4. lone ranger

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    GCHQ randomly screen calls so it wouldnt suprise me if they did, next time it happens text a 10 digit number and then text a 6 didgit number and see what happens. if that doesnt do it you should be fine <ok>
     
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  5. Magic Laudrup 11

    Magic Laudrup 11 Well-Known Member Forum Moderator

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    This forum now definetely gets read by MI5

    We can add them to the list of organisations monitoring us <laugh>
     
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    Magic Laudrup 11, Mar 16, 2010
  6. Castleger

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    hopefully they'll accept Brum's 'Friend' request and we should all be fine <ok>
     
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    <laugh>
     
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  8. Bhoy From Brum

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    I know they have certain keywords that alert them as I'm an avid watcher of Spooks - just wasn't sure how far they'd go with it.

    RIP Fordy <peacedove>
     
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  9. Castleger

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    <laugh>

    Brum, you could be Mike TV - the wee guy from Charlie & the Chocolate Factory, who learned all he knew from the magic box <ok>
     
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  10. lone ranger

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    they had stuff in kandahar that monitored all mobile texts/calls <ok>

    ****ing man.
     
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  11. Bhoy From Brum

    Bhoy From Brum Well-Known Member

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    Its quite easy to do that nowadays what with programs like QI.

    If it wasn't for Eastenders I'd still think you could catch the AIDS from touching an AIDS person.
     
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    Bhoy From Brum, Mar 16, 2010
  12. Neville Bartos

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    Tv is king <ok>
     
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  13. Castleger

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    <laugh><laugh>

    **** off mum, I'm not going to school, Stephen Fry and Alan Davies are teaching me now!
     
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  14. Bhoy From Brum

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    <ok>

    Could live without mates, the mrs, family.........but not the tv <ok>
     
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  15. Bhoy From Brum

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    You'd probably fail your exams if you used some of the answers they have!!!
     
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  16. Castleger

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    <laugh>

    Certainly the missus, but mates and family, that's a tough one cause I really do love my 50" Samsung
     
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  17. B-C

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    That's one big ass phone.

    Dougie, get back on to them Korean ****ers. <ok>
     
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  18. Bhoy From Brum

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    My tele is not particularly big or fancy. Its the stuff from within that is the beauty of it <ok>

    Films - who invented these? What a great idea to narrate a story <ok>

    God bless you tv.
     
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  19. B-C

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    Do T.V's have orifices?
     
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    B-C, Mar 16, 2010
  20. lone ranger

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    mother ****ers
     
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    lone ranger, Mar 16, 2010
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