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Stockholm Tiger said:
For the past 13 months we've been looking after a friend of our daughters as her parents are in capable/unwilling. Its called a safe home here but similar to temporary fostering. She was off the rails when we took her in. Not going to school and partying way to hard for a 16 year old. She's doing well at school now and has a stable home life.

She says we are the closest thing she's had to Mum and Dad like figures. Not everything is woke bollocks.
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That’s brilliant
Well done to you and your mrs
 
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balkan tiger said:
And fair play to you, part of my reasoning of not putting it in the mother's day thread was so as not to disrespect any mother in the non traditional sense.

As I said the line mother like figure amused me in a child like way visioning a man with moobs. I suppose I need to apologise to any male with boobs now.

Nothing to do with woke.
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I 'woke' not long ago and accept your apology unreservedly,fair play to you:emoticon-0148-yes:

I have to admit I was grossly offended by your moobs jibe but now that you've made amends I can go about my daily business,starting with a nice hot shower and a bar of lifebouy to soap them up...:emoticon-0147-emo:
 
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Plum said:
Just read that NCP have gone bust, no real skin off my nose but they seem to have been around forever, an institution.

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/articles/c2e48zl4j7ko
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Had a few run ins with them ****ers over the years when I worked round the Country. One of the times was when they said I owed two days parking, they provided dates and times, so I provided dates and times showing them that the car had been put there 30 minutes ago by the Hire company. It still took a copper to sort it out, I was ****ed and just wanted to get home. ****s.
 
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springtiger said:
Ric, just seen on the news a Scottish Shag has travelled 319 miles to Hull - was it you ? Just asking for a female friend who may want a visit from a stud !
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It's certainly not me but Rovertiger was up for the weekend and was travelling back down today...He'll be up for visiting her and whether or not he comes out alive or dead she'll be quivering till the day she dies...

Scottish Shag,how very,very dare you.:emoticon-0103-cool:
 
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Ric Glasgow said:
It's certainly not me but Rovertiger was up for the weekend and was travelling back down today...He'll be up for visiting her and whether or not he comes out alive or dead she'll be quivering till the day she dies...

Scottish Shag,how very,very dare you.:emoticon-0103-cool:
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Edit:-I've got an older sister who's a Scottish slag,been cocked more times than Davy Crockett's musket,maybe she was down to raid some other poor ****s pension pot...

Come to think of it,where's Rover? :emoticon-0114-dull:
 
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