Whats the difference between Ferguson and God?...

He's a genuine nice fella based on my three minutes of mumbling to him. I either called him Roberto Zola or Di Matteo Gianfranco Di Matteo. One or the other!

 

class.

Whenever he's on Chelsea TV giving interviews he seems like the nicest bloke you could possibly meet! Top bloke, top player!

 

You're probably luck it was Zola you ran into. I'd hate to see what happened if you did the same to Rooney or Gerrard!

"Eh, Shtevie Alonsho, shhhing us a Phil Collins shhhong"
Smack.

 

Even worse, imagine if it was Duncan disorderly

 

I can honestly say if I saw Gerrard I'd rather eat my own faeces than shake his hand.

 

God doesn't blame the referee for everything

 

Think we'd well fallen off by the time ye arrived

 

That I'd like to see


Other than footy I am not fond of him either, footballers can be pricks, just like the average RR

 

Yeah man. Pot, kettle, black. Classic case of.