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Shag, marry, destroy and murder

Discussion in 'General Chat' started by Pio5ukuk, Dec 20, 2011.

  1. Pio5ukuk

    Pio5ukuk Member

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    Names the Celebs you would
    I know shag and destroy are similar but for this a shag is only 1 hole. Destroy is just that Destroy.

    Shag: Katie perry
    Marry: Sophie habibis ( x factor bird )
    Destroy: rihanna
    Murder: John Terry Or tulisa
     
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    Pio5ukuk, Dec 20, 2011
  2. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Let's see...

    Shag - Agree with Katie Perry but not after you, don't want to stir another man's porridge
    Marry - Zooey Deschanel, just so I could stare into those big blue eyes as I dumped the goo
    Destroy - Roman Abramovich, without him Chelski would self implode
    Murder - Jessica Fletcher (she could write a book about it)
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 20, 2011
  3. OSP

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    I don't think you have quite understood what the OP meant by "destroy"...
     
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    OSP, Dec 20, 2011
  4. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    Or did I?
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 20, 2011
  5. SUPERNORWICH 23

    SUPERNORWICH 23 SUPERNORWICH

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    Shag- Kylie
    Marry- Paris Hilton
    Destroy-Beyonce<i would bum her just to upset Puff Daddy>
    Murder-A Wetherspoons breakfast
     
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    SUPERNORWICH 23, Dec 20, 2011
  6. Pio5ukuk

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    Il swap you Katie perry for zoey deschannel il just shag her and you can marry her after I'm done.
     
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    Pio5ukuk, Dec 20, 2011
  7. nufc4life

    nufc4life Guest

    why murder tulisa ? shes well shageable
     
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    nufc4life, Dec 20, 2011
  8. GroveRanger

    GroveRanger Well-Known Member

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    If by destroy you mean bottom fun until she can't walk or remember how to speak it would have to be Sarah Beeny. From the front too, would have to see the tay-tays shaking about while I buried the bone.
     
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    GroveRanger, Dec 20, 2011
  9. JONATHAN P ACWORTH

    JONATHAN P ACWORTH New Member

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    dont worry super my wifes cousen already been their with p daddy so beyonce might be ok
     
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    JONATHAN P ACWORTH, Dec 20, 2011
  10. El_Bando

    El_Bando Can't remember, where was I?
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    who wanted to destroy roman up the bum?
     
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    El_Bando, Dec 20, 2011

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