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Whats the difference between Ferguson and God?...

Discussion in 'Manchester United' started by Proud Tiger, Dec 19, 2011.

  1. Proud Tiger

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    God doesn't think he's Alex Ferguson
     
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  2. SAMOC

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    Ferguson is real
     
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  3. Ivor Biggun

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    SAF has more power. Easy.
     
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  4. SAMOC

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    Ferguson does not condone *****philia
     
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  5. Swarbs

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    But God is Sir Alex Ferguson. So why wouldn't he think this? :huh:
     
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  6. Jezz511

    Jezz511 Well-Known Member

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    what's the difference between the original post and a joke...

    jokes are funny
     
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  7. Bloody Wanker

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    God can only dream of such greatness. This is why.
     
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  8. KingEric07.

    KingEric07. cape wearing twat

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    SAF knocked Liverpool off their perch and God didn't.
     
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  9. HRH Custard VC

    HRH Custard VC National Car Park Attendant

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    In this order SAF > Chuck Norris > God
     
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  10. Depay Sound

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    Liverpool fans don't blame God for everything?
     
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  11. SKY+

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    Robbie Fowler is God.
     
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  12. Chief

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    <ok>
     
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  13. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    How do you know? We now have the LHC, so you're history <ok>
     
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    God doesn't work on Thursdays
     
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    <ok>
     
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  16. Chief

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    Met him in a restaurant in Manchester a couple of Christmases ago Drogs, he was playing in some charity match at the council house.

    Nice bloke, indulged me as I was pissed and got his name all to bollocks. He was with Di Matteo and Lee Socks.

    Have you met him? No? Jealous I bet.
     
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  17. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    fakt!














    ... and shags horses!
     
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  18. Red Hadron Collider

    Red Hadron Collider The Hammerhead

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    In fact, he's a highly successful businessman <ok>
     
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  19. tunns®

    tunns® I'm a camp pirate

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    'cos no businessman has ever taken smack!?













    ..... or shagged a horse?
     
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  20. Drogs

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    I haven't met him mate no, but I do know an Italian bird who is from the same village as him if that's any contest <grr> lucky twat
     
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